Suicide Watch
This is what happened at the salon yesterday afternoon.
Two minutes into the head massage, boom outta nowhere…
Shampooist: Sir, huwag po kayo magagalit sa akin.
Translation: Sir, please don’t be mad at me.
Me: Bakit naman?
Translation: Why’s that?
Shampooist: Alam nyo po, masama po yan ginagawa ninyo sa sarili niyo. Hindi po maganda yan.
Translation: You know, what you’re doing to yourself is terrible. That’s not good.
Me: Ha?
Translation: Huh?
Shampooist: Hindi po yan ang solusyon sa problema ninyo. Kasalanan po yan. Kukunin po kayo ni lord sa tamang panahon.
Translation: It’s not the solution to your problems. It’s a sin. God will take you at the right time.
Me: Ano yan pinagsasasabi mo?
Translation: What the hell are you saying?
(shampooist pointed to my wrist)
Me: GAGA KA! KINALMOT AKO NG BAGONG KUTING NAMIN!!!!
Translation: DUMBASS! OUR NEW KITTEN SCRATCHED ME!!!!
Shampooist: Ayyy sorry po.
Translation: Oh sorry.
Windang. Tambling. Hindi ko lang siya kinaya.
I think my hair stylist must be fuming at me right this second for tipping the shampooist five times what I tipped her.
Patnubayan sana sila ng poong maykapal.
Your arm is just as fierce as you.
hindi ko rin ito kinaya!
SO hilarious!
Bonggang Bonggang Fail and shampoist.
So funny. you made my day :)
The scratches are very far apart…who did that to you, a cougar?
hahahahaa, love it “gaga ka!” havent said that for eons and eons of years :))
Kitten yung nagkalmot dyan? Woah. That’ one big kitten.
LOL moment of your life.
Si Ate, medyo pakilamera ah. Hahaha.
Hilarious! Another good one Bryan! Nakakatuwa talaga! :D
LOLs. You are funny and adorable as ever BB. Keep it up.
bwahahhahahhahaha
kakaloka!!!
Panalo! hahaha
You should have seen my arm after my friend’s 2 cats decided to race across it one night!! I still have a tiny scar from it.
You’re hilarious! Please do more of these!
hah!! that is just freakin hilarious!
I wanna know which salon you went to. Sounds like fun!
tambling! LOL to death!
which salon is this?
Hahaha. Super funny BB.
Sir, you are starving yourself to death, what you are doing is a sin etc, not a solution etc, God etc.
that is one wonky looking forearm!
LOL!!!!!!
Bryan!
that’s one skinny forearm.
eat something gurl.
i love it.
1. that is hella funny. they tend to be nosy, no? like in the movies where the manicurists(is there such a term?)/hair stylists would just butt in your conversations. kalokah.
2. you are so thin T_T alarmingly thin if i may add. you’re still fierce anyway.
naihi ako sa tawa
yep it is.
why?
that…is your arm?
LOL IRL!
missed your posts like this!
hahahaha!! thats funny!!
Ooh gurl, I know how you feel. Happens to me all the time.
haha!