Agyness Deyn, Lara Stone, Sasha Pivovarova and Tanya Dziahileva

Written By bryanboy

Agyness Deyn, Lara Stone, Sasha Pivovarova and Tanya Dziahileva

Laura “Agyness Deyn” Hollins at Burberry Prorsum Spring/Summer 2009

Agyness Deyn at Burberry Prorsum Spring 2009

Lara Stone at Prada and Chanel Fall/Winter 2009-2010

Lara Stone at Prada Fall 2009 and Chanel Fall 2009

Sasha Pivovarova at Louis Vuitton and Balmain Fall/Winter 2009-2010

Sasha Pivovarova at Louis Vuitton Fall 2009 and Balmain Fall 2009

Tanya Dziahileva at Roberto Cavalli and Michael Kors Fall/Winter 2009-2010

Tanya Dziahileva at Roberto Cavalli Fall 2009 and Michael Kors Fall 2009


Jeremy, 22
Atlanta, GA
Private Contractor/Security

I am very much NOT a fan of this new trend of recruiting models from
local rehab programs. If every ugly, reclusive nerd on-line who has
ever found himself being uber critical of a completely average female –
actually dated a supermodel; these four would make up the pool they had
to pick from.

Sasha Pivovarova looks like the meth-addict cousin of Reese Witherspoon.

Agyness Deyn is the spitting image of Daryl Hannah à la Blade Runner after a week long coke binge.

Daryl Hannah and Agyness Deyn

As for Tanya Dziahileva, lets try having a species of
female that originated on our own planet model your clothes. I understand that exotic can be beautiful but there is such a thing as
too exotic.

Lara Stone’s Basic Instinct look appears to be to devour everything in her
sight. I’m sure she’d be helpful in cleaning up after apparent bulimic


Tsyonsyn, 28
San Francisco, CA
Wholesale Florist/DJ

Agyness Deyn looks really pretty. Not like a hot babe, but like a really really pretty girl. I dont know if there’s a difference to you but there is to me.

Lara Stone is fat and frumpy. Next!

Sasha Pivovarova looks kind of hot but she looks boring. She also looks like she has fat cankles.

I love Tanya Dziahileva. Is she 18 yet? She is hot as fuck. Fap fap!


Sal, 20
Lodi, NJ
Auto Exhaust Fabricator/Welder

Agyness Deyn looks like an ugly German girl with man jaws. She reminds me of the girl-guy thing from 50 First Dates.

Lara Stone looks really pissed because someone obviously sticked her head in a clothes dryer. She is pretty hot in the right picture though.

Sasha Pivovarova looks like some type of nightmarish rabbit thing who really needed some sleep in the first picture. She looks gorgeous in the second pic. Would penetrate.

Love Tanya Dziahileva. Almost reminds me of Jamie Pressly and I do love Jamie Pressly.


Rob, 24
Blackwood, NJ
IT Student

Agyness Deyn’s haircut has got to go.

Lara Stone looks like the bride of Frankenstein in that first picture. Would definitely bone in the second photo.

I don’t even know what to say about Sasha Pivovarova. Is she dressed up as the Easter Bunny? How old is she? She looks to be about 14.

Tanya Dziahileva’s first picture makes her look like she just landed in Roswell. The second picture screams “FEED ME PLEASE!”

Oh and I would definitely need to re-emphasize that I would bone Lara Stone in that second pic in the black!




  1. houngie

    I definitely had a fun time reading this! Thanks for a good friday!

  2. Deirdre

    loves it!!
    actually, their sober and level approach to fashion is very refreshing and an eye-opener – certainly for me at least.
    i hope next month i’ll be more skeptical about the editor’s picks when i’m browsing vogue.
    i suspected that straight men can be much more bitchy/barefaced than gays and this clearly is the proof. that’s why watching ANTM with guys is so hysterically funny.
    thanks bb

  3. Aldous

    This is as gold as the Academy Awards. Hilarious as hell, especially the Laura with the man jaw one.

  4. Hi Bryanboy, I’d like to comment on the boys!
    1. Jeremy- Eminem wannabe
    2.tsyonsyn- Well, another Mongolian-looking guy! ;(
    3. Sal- looks like one of those guyz featured at BSB (Broke Straight Boys)
    4. Rob- This guy has definitely eaten a truckload of burgers and fries

  5. LOL @ this! :)) i looooved the boys opinions, sometimes i even agreed. i expected quite less, but somehow ended up getting more. who knew straight non-metro men would be so insightful?

  6. Kathleen

    Ew, this is not funny.
    That picture of that last guy screams, “PUT ME ON A DIET PLEASE!”
    Someone should tell him Tanya is only seventeen (sixteen that year), omfg.

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