EVERYONE IN AMERICA WANTS TO BE A TOP MODEL.

EVERYONE IN AMERICA WANTS TO BE A TOP MODEL.

Written By bryanboy

EVERYONE IN AMERICA WANTS TO BE A TOP MODEL.

Holy Olga Sherer batman! I don’t get it. I really don’t. Check out this eye-witness video of the chaos and the crazy pandemonium that broke out yesterday at the America’s Next Top Model auditions in NYC. MADNESS!

The Associated Press reports:

NEW YORK (AP) — Three people were arrested and six others hurt Saturday after bedlam broke out while they waited to audition for “America’s Next Top Model,” police said.

Police didn’t know what prompted the chaos involving hundreds of people outside the Park Central New York hotel in Manhattan. The panic left the street outside the hotel littered with shoes and clothing, according to news reports.

“It was pretty scary,” Jessica Paravati told WNYW-TV. She said she was caught up in a stampede after waiting on line overnight, hoping for a shot at stardom on the reality show.

Insane. Absolutely insane! Why do these people want to be America’s Next Top Model when you can be supermodel of the universe like me? Just kidding. Why rely on Tyra? If you think you have the looks (good luck with that Dolly), the figure and the personality, why not do it on your own? Go to Models.com, research all the modeling agencies, take photos and send it to them?

As for me, well, I need to lose weight.

0 Comments

  1. O.M.G.
    now that’s what you called hunger for stardom! LOL
    …and that will happen too when all PETA supporters tries to enter a fashion show.. XD

  2. God, I died when I saw this. Did you know it is the shortie cycle? Nobody over 5″7 can audition LOL LOL WTF hence the mob of desperate, misguided women. Oh Tyra. You know she will love all this. Cycle 13 will be veeery interesting :D

  3. Bet half those girls wasn’t as pretty AFTER this slaughtering. Geez.

  4. Bet half those girls weren’t as pretty anymore AFTER this slaughtering.
    Tyra’s advice: Modeling is hard work, mental en physycly (lol) but no matter what, even if you’re almost stabbed to death with nine inch heels, be fierce!

  5. Isn’t tht show a career killer anyway? my bf’s ex is on that show… i don’t get why she’s so obsessed with it! i’m jealous, but at least i can admit it. I’m not jealous that she is on the show though… more so because people ALL over the internet are talking about her. It is driving me nuts!

  6. That’s the deal, any potential real models would go straight to an agency, but these people want the fame.. don’t blame them really, because it makes great entertainment..

  7. Brandon

    Hahahaha, yeah lose weight fatty!
    Just kidding Bryan Boy, I’ll always love you

  8. So the tinsel world has enticed so many ? My God, they can be best described as insane. Yep, truly insane !

  9. People like to have it all, the easy way. And joining a reality contest to fulfill one’s dream is definitely like an answered prayer to all those hopefulls. Being in a reality show, whether you win or loose will still give you exposure and it’ll be easier for you to go to go-sees and “top” modeling agencies, because you have the advantage.

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