EVERYONE IN AMERICA WANTS TO BE A TOP MODEL.

Holy Olga Sherer batman! I don’t get it. I really don’t. Check out this eye-witness video of the chaos and the crazy pandemonium that broke out yesterday at the America’s Next Top Model auditions in NYC. MADNESS!

The Associated Press reports:

NEW YORK (AP) — Three people were arrested and six others hurt Saturday after bedlam broke out while they waited to audition for “America’s Next Top Model,” police said.

Police didn’t know what prompted the chaos involving hundreds of people outside the Park Central New York hotel in Manhattan. The panic left the street outside the hotel littered with shoes and clothing, according to news reports.

“It was pretty scary,” Jessica Paravati told WNYW-TV. She said she was caught up in a stampede after waiting on line overnight, hoping for a shot at stardom on the reality show.

Insane. Absolutely insane! Why do these people want to be America’s Next Top Model when you can be supermodel of the universe like me? Just kidding. Why rely on Tyra? If you think you have the looks (good luck with that Dolly), the figure and the personality, why not do it on your own? Go to Models.com, research all the modeling agencies, take photos and send it to them?

As for me, well, I need to lose weight.