Mariah Carey is dat chu?
Mariah Carey is dat chu?
BRRRRRRRRR. Attention whore much?

Those moon boots are soo in your face, no? Eeeep. For some reason I feel like Mariah Carey. And that's not a very good thing. Now all I need is the most vulgar gold Rolex watch dripping in diamonds and 30-carat diamond GRAFF rings on EVERY finger.
Then I'll take the subway to go to the nearest McDonald's.
Just kidding.
Meanwhile, I'm in China so everyone would prolly think they're FAAAAAAHHHHHH-OXXXXXXX. Haha!
Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna change clothes. LOL.


