I’VE HAD IT.

Leave me alone. Please.

Excuse me my dear readers as I need to get out of my rut. I have a new vice. I’ve done absolutely nothing in the past twenty four hours thanks to my new addiction. I’m not a big fan of soaps but lemme tell you I am so hooked with Home and Away. It’s so bad that all I did today was stay in bed and watched over twenty old episodes on YouTube. I just finished watching episode 4590. Listen to the last bits of this video. It’s soo good it’s pissing me off… and the sound effects are hilarious.

Repeat after me and whisper it in your best Aussie accent — HAS SHE COMMITTED THE PERFECT MUHHHDAH? NO ONE SUSPECTS HER NOT EVEN HER OWN HUSBAND. HAS SHE COMMITTED THE PERFECT MURDAH??? WILL HE EVAH REALIZE HE’S MARRIED TO A KILLAHH? WILL SHE GET AWAY WITH IT?

LOL. This addiction has to stop. I wanna watch the next episode but I’m afraid I’m not gonna be able to do anything and the whole world is calling my attention via my email inbox.

PS. (Update – 2:34AM): a few hours and 20 episodes later…. WHO WASHES UP? LOL See.. how the hell can I stop watching this crap?