Can You Guess the Fashion Baby Daddy?

Let’s assume a few fashion queens sperminated me a few months ago and I gave birth to a litter of 6 babies… can you guess who the fashion daddies are without going to the Mauri show?

fashion babies

Click click click to meet the fathers of my childen!


(Ignore my fugly passport photo please!)

This is Sapphire, my wonderful daughter with Marc Jacobs.

This is Benjamin, my son with Tom Ford.

This is Julian, my son with Valentino.

This is Cristiano, my son with Oscar de la Renta.

This is my daughter Alexandra with Thakoon Panichgul.

Uhhh why are my kids with the latinos and asians NOT that pretty? Hmmm… let’s try Italian…

This is Valeria, my daughter with Stefano Gabbana.

And this is why you should get your coochie bred by a male model. Meet Kyle, my son with Tyler Kenyon.

I know it’s very addictive to make babies but I don’t think I can handle it anymore. 7 kids is enough for me! =)

The question is… who do you think is the prettiest amongst all my children? Answers on a postcard…