-"hey BB kinikiliti ako sa humour mo so apt. i was just glued to the net witnessing my stocks portfolio crash landing in madagascar, considering that i bought some more of those darn shares. i figured if it recovers people will tell me i'm smart genius and if i lose they will secretly say i am stupid, serves the bitch right. anyway i will give them a 2 fingered salute because in Zimbabwe i am a trillionairessss. by the way so farking jealous of your SKINNY legs. "

-"Thanks for promoting BB! You're so hot! Ouch!!! XXX "

-"Nice bag BB. Where'd u get a Birkin in the Third World? "

-"As I thought sooo...that cute bag is Hermes. Good for you for getting that bag. I envy you a lot!!! Keep on shopping! You rock!!! "