Lunch at Yung Kee Restaurant, Hong Kong

Written By bryanboy

Yung Kee Restaurant, Hong Kong

What’s a trip overseas without making new gay friends? I love them gays! I really do. Most of my real-life friends (HUWATTT FRIENDS ?!?!?!) are often married geriatrics, and worse, married geriatrics WITH KIDS. Because of this, I sometimes forget that I’m a young gay person. HUWATTTT YOUNG GAY PERSON? Haha. JK.

ANYHOO. Johannes and Kenneth invited me for lunch at Yung Kee restaurant, famous (apparently) for its roasted goose. No we didn’t eat dog or baby pigeons, don’t be silly. Click click click!

So over century eggs, we talked about ourselves, the Philippines, Brazilian guys, Beijing, Shanghai and my aspirations of being a real-life tai tai.

Century Egg, Yung Kee restaurant Hong Kong

I love century eggs! I really do. They’re lovely.

I love this soup! They were teasing me how that thing is actually a baby turtle but no, it’s mushroom. And it’s super delicious. I swear!

Soup, Yung Kee restaurant

Kenneth also ordered this salted fried fish.

He was all like “OH BB you HAVE to try this fish. It’s so good!! But I’m warning you that it’s really smelly.”

Y’all know me — I’m a voracious eater and I’ll eat anything and everything (ok except dog, baby pigeons or turtles)… but fish, pissy easy right?

He kept on saying it’s smelly, it’s smelly blah blah blah BEFORE IT EVEN ARRIVED so I was nervous.

When the fish came, I was like… OH.

OH.

OH.

NGEK.

Sa loob loob ko sabi ko PUTANG INA ALL THAT DRAMA EH DAING LANG PALA YAN NOH PAGKAIN NG MAHIRAP!!!! CHARING! TV5 LIPGLOSS IS DAT CHU? MGA IMPAKTA DON’T MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT. SABI NG NANAY KO MAHAL ANG DAING AT TUYO/DANGGIT/BIYA (??) NGAYON  MAS MAHAL PA SA MANOK!

(Translation: All that drama when we also have that in the Philippines! Piece of cake!)

I seriously laughed. But that fish was good though. Madami lang tinik.
WHY AM I TYPING IN MONKEY SPEAK? UGH.

OK. I seriously laughed. That fish was good. It was quite bony though.

Moving on… we ate… A LOT. You’d think a bunch of gays would be pro-ana but no, we all ate like construction workers. Clearly it was a feast!

Ooh la la!

Yung Kee goose

It’s such a shame I (yes, I) had to cut our lunch short because of several appointments. That was some seriously nice food but most importantly, I LOVE their company. It felt as if I’ve known them for a long time. Thank you so much for lunch!!

Gaysians you better WORK. Work those Vivienne Westwood pirate boots!

Kenneth, the one with the black Birkin, took a few pap shots of me.

Good photographer or great model? You decide. Haha!

Actually, you know what I think? I look FIERCE AND FEROSH in any shot as long as I got my face covered.

Hah!

Just kidding.

I definitely miss you guys. We HAVE to see each other again. SOON!!!




0 Comments

  1. Christina

    I love the guy with the birkin. The cute guys are always gay :/
    – A straight girl
    (Love love love your blog)

  2. celine magsaysay

    zorayda(RIP) luk a like ung gay sa gitna sa 1st pic…
    funny ung tuyo story hehehe

  3. natawa ako sa banat mo tungkol sa daing! hahaha! i so love your translations.;p

  4. sexycheng

    oohhh.. i miss authentic chinese food! gedemmit! i’m on a freakin’ diet! urgh! no salt, no sugar, no fats, no freakin’ dessert! i wanna devour that duck! hahaha… peace out! lovin’ that pants on you, BB! stay fabulous!
    baboosh!

  5. The tuyo thing was hilarious. LOL. Thanks for making my day. Love your outfit btw.

  6. awnawnymoose

    love the Tuyo story… LMAO!
    bryanboy (ang pambansang bading) and the BBs (batang badings)

  7. this is such a funny post! LOL! and oh i love to eat daing, tuyo, danggit and those dried chu-chus coz i simply smell one. hahaha! i love BB for-e-vah!

  8. ang funny ng jologs speak mo! i love it! sobra! do that more often, will you? =)

  9. haha! that’s funny! im going to hongkong on october, so i better check those food out! haha! XD

  10. gad! i miss hongkong! i miss u too BB. this post made me laugh– you’re funny when you speak (write) filipino. i have to say i loooooove the shoes. where’d you get them?

  11. omg hahahaha im sorry bryanboy, but i can’t help but notice that uncomfortable, pained smile you had on the first pic. Kenneth looks super-cute in the 4th last pic(the one with him and Johannes in it) though!

  12. i luv kenneth’s gladiator sandals and luv BB’s hat! kenneth did a great job, nice pics! BB you are HOT, luv you and your outfit!
    -J from HK

  13. Kenneth Chau

    HI BRYAN, I THOUGHT I’D SAY HELLO ON YOUR BLOG.
    i miss you here in hong kong. and what wonderful comments made about me. TOO KIND
    i am flattered!
    Call you later this week! We are doing that photoshoot i mentioned tomorrow, very stressed out! talk to you soon
    xoxoxox kenneth

  14. Nadir Tejani

    Love the gladiator sandals and love your outfit. You always look better in black head-to-toe (not literally, ok).

  15. i love this post BB. i had a belly laugh. thank you. johannes and kenneth look really nice and chica. xoxo from lalaland

  16. so, Kenneth is the name of the hot one???
    Dear and beloved Kenneth: I wanna do you.

  17. YUNG KEE is freakin awesome. i love their food!
    Paris Hilton has nothing on you! you rock at those paparazzi pictures.
    i love the chanel purse.

  18. tommy Albert

    Didn’t realize there’s an entire specie of Bryanboys in the world! You rock the pictures, boys!! Guy in the middle has cute lips.

  19. this post is a personal favorite..i am surprised that you also speak like a typical Filipino gay but it was really hilarious!!! I love it! reading your posts always make my day…I love and adore Bryanboy!!

  20. Sa loob loob ko sabi ko PUTANG INA ALL THAT DRAMA EH DAING LANG PALA YAN NOH PAGKAIN NG MAHIRAP!!!! CHARING! TV5 LIPGLOSS IS DAT CHU? MGA IMPAKTA DON’T MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT. SABI NG NANAY KO MAHAL ANG DAING AT TUYO/DANGGIT/BIYA (??) NGAYON MAS MAHAL PA SA MANOK!
    You’d think a bunch of gays would be pro-ana but no, we all ate like construction workers. Clearly it was a feast!

    >>>>Sobrang natawa ako BB!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!! The best ka! =P

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