What happened to Sarah Jessica Parker’s MOLE?

As a young child, I would often get into big, huge, big, HUGE arguments with my mother about Cindy Crawford’s mole. I insisted her mole was fake because I saw countless photos of her with and without her mole.

Cindy Crawford Mole

During my late teens (and for as long as I remember), Enrique Iglesias’ mole annoyed the SHIT out of me. Such an enormous flaw on a very pretty face. His ginormous mole reminded me of our President, her molexcellency, the fuglia Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo whose mole is so big it has its own zip code. Read my lips woman, that shit ain’t no mole… that’s a bloody wart! I’m so glad Enrique got rid of his mole though.

Enrique Iglesias Mole, President GMA Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo Mole

Speaking of mole removals, it seems as if Sarah Jessica Parker got rid of her trademark mole.

Sarah Jessica Parker Mole Removal

OH NO SHE DIDN’T! I used to dislike her mole but I learned to appreciate it over the years. Her mole deserves a friggin award AND a bloody Upper East Side mansion! I can’t believe she got rid of it. *sigh*