Pierre Hardy Red Suede Hi-Top Sneakers

Pierre Hardy Red Suede Hi-Top Sneakers

Bloody red, I mean, bloody hell! The amazing people at Pierre Hardy and Barney's are not making it easier for me anyone. Can I be honest here? Like, can I be totally, 104% honest? I loveD my metallic PH hi-top sneakers alright but I felt buyers remorse when I saw that stylish Parisian kid over at The Sartorialist. In fact, I don't even want to wear them. I'm done, dunzo, done done dunzo dunzo mumbo jumbo dunzo with those damn metallic shoes.

I'm bored out of my skull so here I am, checking out the Barney's website once and again. Lo and behold came these beautiful red suede hi-top sneakers and it has my bloody bollocking name stamped on it.

Well look at that. Sumptuous suede with patent leather bits. Gorgeous!!

Unfortunately, buying them is, like, totally, 104% OUT of the question because I have bills to pay and I can't afford them now. I mean really, who wants to spend $500 bucks plus tax, shipping and what have you, on yet another pair of shoes knowing that some jailbait minor child/bitch troll from hell (ok ok I'm not hatin', promise!) will prolly get photographed in em AGAIN? I'll pass.

Now who wants to sponsor me some Massaro or John Lobb? Can I see a show of hands? Anybody? No? Last time I've checked, I've got GREAT oral skills. Perhaps we could do some sort of a barter arrangement?

I think I've gone mad. I've said it before and I'll say it once again. This shoe obsession has gone WAYYYY too far.

PS. I'm a size 41 or 41.5 in men's or size 8 American. Thank you.

Comments

[snappy]

The shoes on my feet I've bought it!

A lot of pricey shoes out there are way too trendy and silly. Je refuse to pay beaucoup bucks for something I can't even wear next season. What a big sucker deal! YSL said, "Fashions fade, style is eternal".

[Pong]

they have it with the low top sneaker in 2 suede col black or red too, and the gold hi top is not NEW, they have been out for over a year, but the suede is new arrival. i love them, i am gonna get one of them.

[Stephanie]

I told you BB! I love the red ones though. Sell the metallics on ebay or superfuture to pay for the red ones!

I hear you on the shoe obsession. I've gone a bit mad with shoes too. Acne, Louboutins, Margiela.... I had to pass on a beautiful pair of YSL tributes in BLUE IN MY SIZE FOR ONLY $300 at Barneys! I need a shoe sponsor too!