ARE THEY ON A FUCKING ROLL OR WHAT?

THERE IS SOMEONE OVER AT BARNEYS.COM UPDATING SHIT ON THE WEEKEND! I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN’T SEE THIS PAIR BEFORE.

Pierre Hardy Gold Hi Top Sneakers

SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.

I apologize for the expletives but UGHHHHHHHHH.

EDIT/UPDATE: OK. I NEED THERAPY. I NEED TO TAKE MY MIND OFF SHOES. I’M GONNA THINK GOOD, WONDERFUL HAPPY THOUGHTS. I’M GONNA THINK BB BAG IN BABY BLUE. I’M GONNA STAY AWAY FROM BARNEYS LIKE I STAYED AWAY FROM SEVEN NEW YORK ALA THAT RAF SIMONS SANDALS MAN. LADIES AND GAYS, THIS IS MY DESKTOP WALLPAPER. TILED!

That’s all.