Pierre Hardy is coming to mama!
OMG OMG OMG! I could hardly contain myself from the excitement!!!
Are you familiar with that weird feeling of wanting to take a poo really bad but you couldn’t because you’re in a public place? So what you do is you go home… and then right between the moment that you open the bathroom door and the moment you take off your underpants, your legs start shaking, your balls are quivering and your entire loins hurt? Well… that’s how I’m feeling right now.
Click click click!
I’m sure y’all know by now that I’ve lost sleep over some major shoes as of late. From Raf Simons’ expen$$$ive $andals and boots for Spring 2008 to Lanvin’s ultra chic high tops, men’s footwear has never been this interesting.
Thank god for friends who live in Nu Yawk, they’re a godsend! I spoke to one of them yesterday night. We wanted to check whether the Fall/Winter 2008 Pierre Hardy sneakers are available in various stores in New York so I could just give him money and he could buy them for me versus having to order online and deal with shipping etc.
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This is how the conversation went.
TP: BRB I’m calling Jeffrey’s now!
Me: Yay! Then we can compare with Barney’s. We’re on a mission! High tops, size 41 or American 8. Lanvin or Pierre Hardy please!
TP: Mas impakta ang Jeffrey’s! $535 plus tax for the metallic Pierre Hardy! Common Projects for Theodore’s is dat chu?
(Translation: It’s cheaper to get it at Barney’s!)
Me: What? Do they have other styles?
TP: Nope. That’s the only ones left.
Me: Barney’s na itichi!
(Translation: Let’s try Barneys!)
TP: MFEO kayo ni PH
(Translation: You and PH are MFEO)
Me: MFEO What??
TP: Meant for each other.
TP: Calling Barney’s…
TP: Parang walang kwenta kausap itong tao na itu. New arrival ek daw, isa lang
(Translation: The Pierre Hardy sneakers just came in and they’re very limited)
Me: OMG LET’S BUY!
Me: TELL HIM TO RESERVE IT!
TP: It’s already reserved.
TP: Under my name
Me: LOL. OMG OMG OMG I’M GONNA PAYPAL YOU MONEY NOW
Me: I LOVE YOU
Me: THIS IS IT!
Me: DIZZIZIT! DIZZ IZ REALLY IT!
TP: $485 plus tax, total $506.21
Me: OK PAYMENT SENT
TP: Girl scout!
2 hours later, my friend popped by Barney’s to buy my shoes. Our conversation went like this via SMS.
TP: Girl! Blackout ang office building ko. I am here na sa Barney’s!
(Translation: We don’t have power in our office building because of the heat wave. I’m here at Barney’s!)
Me: OMG! Why blackout? Shit!! Blog entry na yan! Bryanboy’s Pierre Hardy shoe story! HAHA!
(Translation: OMG! I am so gonna make a blog entry about this… BB’s Pierre Hardy shoe story hahaha!)
TP: I’m here. I just bought them.
Me: PICS! OH MY GOD NAKAKALOKA!
(Translation: OMG I AM SHOCKED!)
TP: The last size 41 is gone. Another guy was here and bought a size 44.
TP: There are some Lanvin shoes on sale, super big and super small. $400 only
Bottom-line is that my friend got my new kicks… and they are now on its way to the third world. He also took several photos but they didn’t have any electricity as of the last time I spoke to him so he couldn’t send them to me. I’ll share em to you as soon as I receive em.
I hope my shoes are nice. Hell yeah they better be nice. I have a feeling they are super nice. I love Pierre Hardy!
Meanwhile, remember the fabulous Miss Gurungi of my favourite gays in New York, Gayz of our Lives? She’s the friend of Miss Sooomyantha who I love. Anyway, Miss Gurungi also owns a pair of Pierre Hardy high tops except she’s got the original colorama version. Check her out… and check out all their legs! Fierce eh?
Now that my shoes are on its way to me, I need to work on my legs. Lose weight, feel great in 08!
I love you all as always. Email me and tell me you love me! My email address is firstname.lastname@example.org.