Andre Leon Talley Shows You How It’s Done.

Andre Leon Talley lookin oh so glamoxuriously outrageous at the 2008 CFDA Fashion Awards.

Andre Leon Talley, 2008 CFDA Fashion Awards

No means no. (Sorry P, I love you and all but no.)

Perez Hilton wearing a Hello Kitty shower cap at 2008 Brits Awards

That’s all. Mwah mwah!