Stylista

Written By bryanboy

Stylista

There’s a new TV series coming your way named Stylista. All of the kids you see below are vying for an editorial position at Elle, a lease-free Manhattan apartment for one year AND a clothing allowance at H&M (cheap bitches). I can’t wait to see this show. I love Joe Zee. I love him so much we’d make wonderful babies.

Now. Compare the promotional shot to the real life photo of the contestants. Ugly Betty called and she wants her stylist back!

Stylista
Photo: CW

Someone just give me a job at a magazine already! I wanna be one of them closet whores so I could play dress up all day. Carine muy preciosa please adopt me, dress me in Alaia and let’s mince around St Honore, you, me, Emmanuelle Alt and Melanie Huynh!

And Emily? That’s all.

Update – 5:30PM: Is Raf Simons trying to send me a sign or something? Ugh! Look at the jacket on the rather rotund woman on the photo above and compare it to Mr. Raf Simons Sandal below.

0 Comments

  1. shiriu

    fat bitch is ugly hope she gets illiminated on the first show, they’ve photoshoped her ass on that pic and disimulated it on puttin her on the back. TEAM ROITFELD !!

  2. raf owner

    sweetie raf doesn’t care about you
    you are gay electronic floatsam

  3. ohdear

    It’s pretty low to post someone ordinary (i.e. not a celeb’s) person’s photo without their permission and slag them off. You could get sued or something…

  4. Bryanboy, I am so excited for this show too! I gotta say, I work in magazines and have known a lot of fashion editors. It’s not what it’s cracked up to be. Really. You have a such a clear voice and the freedom of your own website. If you got a job at a magazine, that voice would be quashed and tamed. Stay free! Besides, print journalism is down down down down down. In twenty years it will only be the internet. Keep building this up, brand yourself, keep your voice!

  5. Bryanboy, I am so excited for this show too! I gotta say, I work in magazines and have known a lot of fashion editors. It’s not what it’s cracked up to be. Really. You have a such a clear voice and the freedom of your own website. If you got a job at a magazine, that voice would be quashed and tamed. Stay free! Besides, print journalism is down down down down down. In twenty years it will only be the internet. Keep building this up, brand yourself, keep your voice!

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