Bryanboy’s "A-HA" Moment #16,310: Corelli’s Cafe, Newtown

The ever so helpful Patty offered my third world ass a ride to Sydney domestic airport earlier this week.  We stopped by Corelli’s Cafe in Newtown for a quick brunch. Y’all know me. In spite of my obsession with all things thinspiration, I’m a very voracious eater, I’m not picky and I’m willing to eat anything and everything edible. I love food! I really do.

Bryanboy, Patty Huntington, Corelli's Cafe, Newtown Sydney

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Corelli’s Cafe

Corelli's Cafe Newtown, Sydney

Patty ordered for a nice burrito whereas I went for the kill — a nice, little tender juicy medium steak on a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy.

Halfway through my meal, I discovered a thing on my salad, underneath all those cucumbers. Mind you, it was still alive… flapping its wings, hanging on for dear life.

Is it… a bee??????????????????????????

I enjoyed my meal but I lost my appetite. I’m not used to having insects served with my food but whatevs.

I have no idea how a moth got into my salad. I was shocked! It could’ve been worse… at least it wasn’t a cockroach. In some parts of the world they eat deep fried insects… scorpions or what have you.

Oh dear. Something for the memories eh? Dayum I enjoyed the steak.

The folks at Corelli’s were nice and they didn’t charge me for my food. If that happened in the third world, you’ll either get a series of denials… or a half-baked apology.