Lauren Conrad, "Celebrity Designer of the Year"

How does this make you feel?

Lauren Conrad, Celebrity Designer of the Year, Us Weekly

I haven't been keeping track of the goings-on of young Hollywood but I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. I'm sorry but I honestly don't get Lauren Conrad. I really don't. She's totally manufactured. The only thing she needs at this point is a bloody tin can. Hello chicken of the sea?