Folded & Hung: The $20 Buttlift!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The $20 Buttlift!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS YOU WOULD NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I DISCOVERED TODAY AT THE MALL!!!!!!

Oh how I wish my legs are as long and beautiful like that.

I don't usually look at people let alone look at what they are wearing but today I saw this girl at the mall who had really nice-lookin skinny jeans. I know, I know, when you've got thighs the size of Canada like mine, skinny jeans should be like the last thing on my mind. Besides, if I see yet another person wearing skinny jeans I'll start shooting people! Anyhoo, the girl was short but thanks to the jeans she wore, her legs looked long and HER ASS LOOKED NICE! I asked where her jeans were from and she said it's from this place called "Folded and Hung".

To cut the story short, I rushed to the store, bought a pair of SIZE SMALL jeans and HOOOAAAALLY BUTTLIFTER BATMAN!! I totally forgot that I was supposed to buy a present for my dad... I got a $20 buttlift instead!

Click click click!

And voila!

The photo doesn't give it justice because my thighs and hips look wide there (I need to work on making my leg gap more prominent) but I swear to the moon and the sky those jeans made me feel skinny again.

Also, my ass looked smaller! WAYYYYYYY SMALLER!!!

I think my ass looks good on that photo, no? Y'all know me. I'm very insecure about my ass because it's huge. That's a fact.

But yes. At the end of the day, who cares?

A buttlift for US$20.

TWENTY FUCKIN DOLLARS.

Ok, if you want to be anal about it, it's US$24.59. See where it says "S"? I'm a size small!

I'm surprised I managed to fit into an Asian girl's size small! You can't say it's vanity sizing because EVERYONE in the bloody flips is a size 00, 0 or a 2. LOL.

WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT FOLDED AND HUNG????

I love that store already!!!!!!

I'm going back there tomorrow and buy a few more pairs. This is insane!!!!!!!!!