Mothers knows best my ass.

I finally found a memory card reader to hook up with my new laptop so I can now transfer photos from my camera… to the world. Please don’t ask about my PC’s hard drive… i’m still paralyzed! We’re taking baby steps here. I’ve been "gone" for two days without an update and everyone’s gone mad and yes, I’m talking about those gossip blogs saying all sorts of crazy things a) I don’t like Filipino models (this is NOT true. i had the hugest crush on Victor fucking Basa for the longest time until I got over it realized there’s wayy too much estrogen between the two of us) and b) how Nick Snider and me are like "NEW GAY COUPLE ALERT". What the hell is the world coming into??? NICK OMG let’s play along with it!!! And then let’s "break up" 3 months from now and tell people I cheated on you with Terron Wood.

Now. OK. This is a really god awful photo of me at the salon.

Bryanboy Blonde

YUCK! FUG FUG FUG!

The lighting was terrible, my face looks funky, I look fat, my jawline is gone and it doesn’t give my hair any justice at all. Pictionary will definitely resume tomorrow though.

This is how the conversation went when I got home.

Me: What do you think of my new hair?

Mother: You look like the Moffats

Me: the WHO?

Mother: The Moffats. You’re the one good at computers. Look it up.

(15 minutes later)

Click click click!

Mmmmm bop mmmm bop

The Moffatts


Me:
ANG CHAKA!!! Ma, you are despicable.

Mother:
You look really young. You don’t look a day older than 46.

Me: I cannot believe you know The Moffats.

Mother:
(Kaya nga) Mother knows best.

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I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THE MOFFATTS! MY HAIR IS PRETTIER THAN **THAT**. I’LL PROVE IT TO Y’ALL.

More updates tomorrow, promise!!! It’s 3:42AM and I need to go to bed!!!