Blondes have more fun.

Can I get an amen? Amen!!! OMG YOU GUYS GUESS WHO?!?!?!?

I’m not ready yet. I think I look ok, I mean, it’s not Laura Hollins levels but I’m scared to reveal it because a blond Asian person ain’t nice. I dunno…

SOFI BERELIDZE IS DAT CHU? OMG WOMAN I SAW YOU AT THE SALON EARLIER! There I was screaming OMG OMG OMG IS DAT SOFI and all the salon people thought I’ve gone mad. I’M SO JELIZ MUCH YOU HAD A THREESOME WITH PROENZA SCHOULER FOR ALLURE (?) Magazine!!

Sofi Berelidze

Oh dear. I have more tales from the salon. BRB in a sec.