Behold the Power of the Vajeen: Louise Goldin, Donna Karan, Prada

Written By bryanboy

Behold the Power of the Vajeen

God I love fashion. As a gay teen, it’s always nice to learn more about the female anatomical form and where else to learn it from other than three female fashion designers in London, New York and Milan? I’m honestly surprised why the feminist fatties (who I love so much btw) over at Jezebel have not picked up one of the hottest trends for women this fall/winter 2008-2009. Ladies… it’s all about the VAJEEN… yes, your VAJAYJAY next season.

Louise Goldin, Fall/Winter 2008-2009, Masha Tyelna

When I saw Masha Tyelna’s outfit at Louise Goldin’s fall 2008 collection in London, the first thing that came to my mind was… "oh my god she looks like a furry vajayjay! FIERCE!!!!!".

Confused? Click click click!


Don’t be.

Allow me to dissect it for you.

This is the final ensemble at the Louise Goldin fashion show.

Louise Goldin, Fall/Winter 2008-2009, Masha Tyelna

Compare it to a very detailed illustration of the vajayjay. Take note of the labia and the clitoris.

Louise Goldin, Fall/Winter 2008-2009, Masha Tyelna

Et voila!

Louise Goldin, Fall/Winter 2008-2009, Masha Tyelna

Here’s a close-up of le clitoris. Isn’t Masha soo cute?

Louise Goldin, Fall/Winter 2008-2009, Masha Tyelna

You can also find this trend in New York. Here’s my thinspiration Vlada Roslyakova at the Donna Karan fall/winter 2008 fashion show. So luxurious!!!!!

Donna Karan, Fall/Winter 2008-2009, Vlada Roslyakova

The whole ensemble reminds me of the vulva puppets one of the doctors brought at the Tyra Show, no?

Vulva Puppets, Vagina Doll

In Milan, the grand dame of Italian fashion designers Miuccia Prada sent these beautiful, beautiful bags at her fall/winter 2008 Prada show.

Prada Bags, Fall/Winter 2008-2009

And the shoes remind me of the female labia.

Prada Shoes, Fall/Winter 2008-2009

What do you guys think? Isn’t this a grand?

Ladies… celebrate your vajeen!

I love you all, as always!


  1. That vagina coat photoshop is one of the best photoshops I’ve ever seen on the interwebs.

  2. God totally. Labia is the new black. I think you could extend that coat photoshop to include the curvature of the ass cheeks too, that hem is crying out for it.
    Loving all the recent posts, BB. Looks like 2008 could be a good year for you! (Greedy bastard)

  3. Bryanboy…ok i’m new here..but i’m hooked on your antics already.
    You crack me up with the vajayjay!! Like, seriously, who would’ve thunk it but you?

  4. hahahaha, goddam you are so naughty and funny. you remind of my first gay friend back in fifth grade when he lectured me all about vaginas, as if he had one.
    oh i so love the Prada shoes and bags.

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