Splatt!

Oh hi there! This is my pathetic attempt in trying to be fierce.

Do you really think I would go out with only a pair of sunglasses and a bracelet? Click click click!

Nuh uh.

I wish I had the confidence to go out with the least number of accessories as possible but I don’t think it’s gonna happen anytime soon. I know. Sad eh? Y’all know how I *LOVE* looking like a christmas tree by accessorizing myself to the brim so whatevs. Maybe one day I’ll get used to the whole ‘less is more’ mentality but for now, MOAR IS MOAR IS MOAR IS MOAR!

Oh well. Let’s play pictionary, shall we? You know how it goes. Tell me the # of your favourite photograph out of everything in this photo set.

#2

D&G Dolce & Gabbana paint splatter trousers, YSL Yves Saint Laurent cashmere turtleneck, Valentino bracelet, Marc Jacobs shoes, Chanel bag, Christian Dior sunglasses, Bryanboy

Why these trousers? Well, everything old is always new and for Spring 2008, Dolce & Gabbana sent out that gorgeous paint/art-whatever inspired collection.

Dolce & Gabbana Spring-Summer 2008 T-shirt

When I saw these spring 08 tees at my fave online store Luisa Via Roma, I immediately thought "I have shit like that in my closet!!!" and then I found my D&G paint-splattered trousers.

It’s crazy coz I bought these pants ages ago and I haven’t even worn them yet. They were wayyy too large for me. Now that I gained some weight,
these pants fit my fat arse perfectly. I know it sounds absolutely crazy but I have this thing about buying all sorts of crap… call it hoarding
if you will.. until it becomes old and that’s the only time I’ll use
it.

Anyhoo.

Since the weather is nice and breezy, I thought I’d wear my YSL short-sleeve turtleneck FOR PICTURES’ SAKE. I would normally wear a simple black tee but that would make a boring photo. Fashion first before comfort.

#3 Note to self: memorize this pose for maximum jawline effect.

D&G Dolce & Gabbana paint splatter trousers, YSL Yves Saint Laurent cashmere turtleneck, Valentino bracelet, Marc Jacobs shoes, Chanel bag, Christian Dior sunglasses, Bryanboy

#4 This is me trying to be coy.

D&G Dolce & Gabbana paint splatter trousers, YSL Yves Saint Laurent cashmere turtleneck, Valentino bracelet, Marc Jacobs shoes, Chanel bag, Christian Dior sunglasses, Bryanboy

#5 What are you lookin at?

D&G Dolce & Gabbana paint splatter trousers, YSL Yves Saint Laurent cashmere turtleneck, Valentino bracelet, Marc Jacobs shoes, Chanel bag, Christian Dior sunglasses, Bryanboy

#6 I say what, what? Wanna do it in my butt? In da butt. What what, wanna do it in the butt?

D&G Dolce & Gabbana paint splatter trousers, YSL Yves Saint Laurent cashmere turtleneck, Valentino bracelet, Marc Jacobs shoes, Chanel bag, Christian Dior sunglasses, Bryanboy

#7 Does my bum look big in this?

D&G Dolce & Gabbana paint splatter trousers, YSL Yves Saint Laurent cashmere turtleneck, Valentino bracelet, Marc Jacobs shoes, Chanel bag, Christian Dior sunglasses, Bryanboy

God I’m such a camwhore, no? Can I get an amen?

Amen.

#8 I can’t hear you!!!

#9 AMEN!!!!

Fabulous. All I want in life is to be fierce. Hopefully we’ll get there someday. Practice makes perfect.

Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all, as always!