Panty Creamer of the Century

Panty Creamer of the Century

Written By bryanboy

HOALY SONIA RYKIEL BATMAN YOU GUYS MY MANGINA JUST EXPLODED!

It’s 2:20 in the morning here in the third world and I’m typing a long entry (coming soon) on how somebody is depressed (not me) and s/he wanted to know what I do when I’m feeling down or sad. Then comes an email alert from an unknown sender telling me I should download some file online. I don’t usually download files for the fear of virus and spywear and what have you but curiosity got me going so I downloaded it anyway. Lo and behold when I opened the file, I found this.

Terron Wood

OH. MY. GOD. It’s no other than my former desktop wallpaper of the week and fashion’s hottest zoolander of the moment, Terron Wood!!!!!!! He is soooo the hottest shit right now I swear! FROM BRYANT PARK ALL THE WAY TO MY BEDROOM IN THE THIRD WORLD, MY PUSSY JUST GOT HARDCORE ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY!!!!!!!

Are you also having palpitations? There’s MOAR!!! Click click click!

God damn I can’t breathe!!!!

OK. Let me gather my composure.

*breathes*

Haha! How fast time flies eh?

Now…

It’s funny because I first noticed Terron Wood back in November of last year after watching those Vogue Paris outtakes with Coco Rocha. Hella I didn’t even know his name. At that time I was like "oh my god, who is this guy?" and y’all know I don’t really know much about male models right? Anyhoo…

Terron Wood

Terron Wood

All it took was that one Vogue Paris editorial and then he’s everywhere! For fall/winter 2008-2009, he did a TON of shows in Milan and Paris.

Terron Wood

Terron Wood

Terron Wood

Terron Wood

And this was him earlier today at Nautica in NYC. The Bryanboy sign pics were also taken today.

Terron Wood

You know, there are all these faggots at some online forum I go to who
said he looks like a "CRO-MAGNON" (yes, that’s the exact term they used) but whatever. I think Terron Wood is
GORGEOUS!

Terron Wood

Last but not the least… check this out.

Isn’t he like, mayjah???????????? Say what you want but Terron is my #1. He’s like my male Natasha Poly. I could only wish for much, mucho, more success for this guy!!!!!!!!!!

A big, big, big, HUGE thank you to my papi JD. You are the BESTEST BESTEST BEST ever!! I really am the happiest gurl right now. Thanks JD and Terron for making me feel like I’m 15 again!





0 Comments

  1. HOT! I first heard about him through you but I do prefer Nicolas Bemberg.
    Terron looks like he has big hands…

  2. He’s only a B-list model I don’t understand why you are so excited about him. He does not have a major campaign. No Calvin Klein, no fragrance or underwear campaign.

  3. Terron Wood gives us Hard wood! LOLs
    Bryan Boy your too awesome! All these male models have “crushes” on yeh, enough for them to start sending you pics!! maybe its time for you to relocate! hahahaha

  4. Aling Nena

    WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FEATURE WHITE MODELS?
    WHY ARE YOU SO EMBERASSED TO FEATURE PINOY MODELS OR PINOY FASHION OR PINOY PERSONALITIES?

  5. The stench of HATERADE on this entry is SO strong! Y’all will never be pleased, wouldn’t you?
    Jordan I’m excited because I like to see his work, he’s a great model, he’s fierce and I think he’s attractive. Bitch was cute dancing with Coco Rocha on that Vogue Paris shoot. If you have problems with it, why don’t you start your own blog with your own choice of models and your own choice of fashion and your own choice of content. Got it?

  6. chantelle marie

    nothing’s wrong with it but definitely gay. he is the hotness though.

  7. Modelizer

    BB my dear BB,
    You need to brush up your model knowledge. Terron is not the hottest shit right now but Ryan Taylor is!

  8. ey fag!dnt call this country third world!u social climber!u r the third world….get some knife and kill urself!ur such a shame to ur coutrymen….u fagshit!

  9. Terron Wood is beautiful and the people talking trash are just jealous.
    MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BEING A MODEL YOURSELF BEFORE YOU TRASH SOMEONE. TERRON IS HOT!
    I <3 Bryanboy!

  10. Marlboro Man

    Long-time lurker here and this is my first time to comment. I love this entry! You have some serious eye candy going here.

  11. Dearest aling nena,
    Have nothing against our country, bout our male models? Our own industry is craving for mixed races and unfilipino-ish qualities. What the hell are you talking about featuring male pinoy models when every year, the industry is taking imports of white models and featuring them on our shows? Where can you find them when scouts show up with mixed race newbies. Now that’s a reasonable answer for you. Tsk tsk. I can really see the P.I.’s lack of fashion institutions.

  12. Dearest aling nena,
    Have nothing against our country, bout our male models? Our own industry is craving for mixed races and unfilipino-ish qualities. What the hell are you talking about featuring male pinoy models when every year, the industry is taking imports of white models and featuring them on our shows? Where can you find them when scouts show up with mixed race newbies. Now that’s a reasonable answer for you. Tsk tsk. I can really see the P.I.’s lack of fashion institutions.

  13. i do not find him hot on the runway. however, he is adorable in the bb pics.

  14. OMG BRYAN THANK U SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS ONE
    TERRON IS TOO HOT FOR WORDS…

  15. OMG BRYAN THANK U SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS ONE
    TERRON IS TOO HOT FOR WORDS…

  16. “Pwe!
    Mas gwapo si Victor Basa kesa sa kanya.”
    –hahahahahahahaha! ang jologs!
    Terron Wood is hotter. cute face and nice teeth. sorry.

  17. The title says it all. I had my mouth opened for like 3 hours.
    By the way that close shot with the green tie is my wallpaper XD
    Now I’m imagining how the idea would be to make the typical I <3 Bryanboy thing and Terron is like: but I don't love bb! he scares the shit out of me! and then JD says well then write that lol
    Well I guess you'll ask him and know, so report back!
    Anyway, congratulations!!

  18. juv_tess

    oh my gosh!! i was drolling!! gosh! gosh! he makes me come just looking at those eyes..

  19. my first favorite model along with Darla Baker! Hometown pride! <3
    and to FM: you don't have to have an underwear campaign to be a successful high fashion model.
    Terron's one of the best!

  20. my first favorite model along with Darla Baker! Hometown pride! <3
    and to FM: you don't have to have an underwear campaign to be a successful high fashion model.
    Terron's one of the best!

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