Ouch.

Written By bryanboy

Ouch.

I spent the entire day at my grandma’s house this weekend and on our way back, we stopped by the gas station to stretch, smoke, buy some nibbles, etc.

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At the convenience store, there were 2 very young girls behind me on the check-out line. They kept yapping and yapping and yapping and said some of the most hilarious things ever. Just like that. If you are gonna whisper, make sure nobody else can hear it otherwise, what’s the point?

Girl #1: Uuuy si Bryanboy yan ha!
(Oooh that’s Bryanboy!)

Girl #2: Anung gagawin niya sa red bull? Ang dami naman.
(What is he gonna do to all that red bull? That’s a lot.)

*BTW I had 5 red bulls, some water, a bag of chips and some chewing gum on my basket*

Girl #1: Ipangliligo niya!
(He’s gonna bathe in it.)

*they laughed so hard I ended up looking at them really quick but it was my turn at the counter so I asked the guy for 3 packs of marlboros*

One of the girls: Ayyyy chain smoker. (in a really condescending tone)

*After paying for my loot, I saw what they were holding and the bitches had 3 bags of chips ahoy.*

Me: Chips Ahoy. Niiiiiiiiiiiice! I LOOOOOVE binge and purge Sundays!

and I left the store. I lit a cigarette as soon as I got out and one of the girls screamed "Bryanboy we love you!!!" and gave me a fuck you finger.

Ouch.

0 Comments

  1. They are not jealous, they are just ‘overwhelmed’ and just ‘having fun’. So I don’t think BB should take this seriously. Just pitfalls of being popular.

  2. Wow legs! Wierd, now you don’t look femme with those sexy legs — like Jojo Lastimosa’s legs(if he has a slim built)!

  3. OMG, i wish i could work those hotpants/short slik eyou, they are to die for, and omg your shoes and those legs r like….goodness, im so GONNA WERK it the next time im at …well wherever people should be looking like shit, but they dnt!am i making sense?YOU LUK FABBBBB!!!!!!MUAH.

  4. thelovebug

    fuck them, you’re freaking amazing. i should’ve taken your picture/asked you a question when i had the chance. But I was nahihiya then. aaah.

  5. Mga batang pasaway. (Nice little biatches.)
    BTW, Bryan, I never gave much attention to that cute butt of yours until now.

  6. markie

    OMG. YOu shouldnt have bothered with those two bitches. Are you sure it really happened? No matter how gay you are here in the country people wouldnt act like that on you still. Except if they got some personal thing going on you,. ANyway, if it happened to me ill just roll my car on them without a second thought and run into the highway.
    more power bryan boy!! you still had us.

  7. markie

    OMG. YOu shouldnt have bothered with those two bitches. Are you sure it really happened? No matter how gay you are here in the country people wouldnt act like that on you still. Except if they got some personal thing going on you,. ANyway, if it happened to me ill just roll my car on them without a second thought and run into the highway.
    more power bryan boy!! you still had us.

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