Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) at the 2008 Academy Awards

Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) at the 2008 Academy Awards

Written By bryanboy

Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) at the 2008 Academy Awards

WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT, MY DEAR FRIEND, IS THE OFFICIAL END OF VALENTINO’S ERA. SHAME ON YOU MILEY CIRUS, SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no she didn’t. The venerable Nan Kempner must be rolling in her grave as I’m typing this. Ultra-exclusive and ultra-discreet secret haute couture club members around the world are probably popping xanax and clonazepam because of this Valentino disaster.

Miley Cyrus, 2008 Academy Awards, Valentino

I know it’s VERY wrong to hate (sorry guys) on a 15-year old girl but fucking hell. Congratulations, Miley Cirus AKA HANNAH MONTANA for single-handedly murdering one of Valentino’s last haute couture gowns for EVERYBODY. Ruined, I tell you, ruined!

Is that the foul smell of haute couture order cancellations littering the air? Click click click for more evidence of this monstrosity.

ATROCIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miley Cyrus, 2008 Academy Awards, Valentino

I highly doubt any of the haute couture club members would want to order THAT dress.

Miley Cyrus, 2008 Academy Awards, Valentino

Who invited this girl to the Oscars… or better yet, who the HELL is her stylist? I honestly don’t understand why foul children insist on wearing Valentino.

Miley Cyrus, 2008 Academy Awards, Valentino

Terrible, I tell you, terrible.

Miley Cyrus, 2008 Academy Awards, Valentino

As you may know, Valentino retired from the world of fashion this year, after 45 amazing, amazing years of dressing some of the world’s most glamorous and elegant women. Valentino is the ultimate in style…

These red dresses are his final pieces EVER. They’re not EXACTLY the same as Miley’s dress but what haute couture is all about is customizing the dress to fit the client. Nobody’s gonna order that dress now, thanks to Hannah fucking Montana.

Valentino Haute Couture Spring 2008

Valentino Haute Couture Spring 2008

Valentino Haute Couture Spring 2008

Valentino Garavani, may you rest in peace my darling.




0 Comments

  1. If I was a couture client I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be associated with this collection, idk who’s worst Miley for wearing it or Valentino for letting her wear it

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  3. she looks like an uglier version of thora birch – if that’s even possible. she’s so ugly, how can anyone like this slutty bitch?

  4. Lloyd's of London

    OMG let’s burn this tween pop trash!!! What a disgrace to the fashion world!! Burn that troll now!

  5. Ew. that sucks.
    btw, stop posting/spamming some politics shit here, a! this is a fashion blog!

  6. Laugh__ATTACK

    ooooh my dear.
    dress
    SUCKED
    and
    she
    MURDERED
    that Valentino evening gown, she looked like my 98 year old great great grandmother. Ew. Gross. DISGUSTING.

  7. Oh come, it’s not that bad. All we need now is a throng of hot bitches to wear the dress to A-list events and bring it back to life. Miley looks nasty in it, but also unremarkable. I say it’s unlikely she’ll make that big an impression.

  8. Vogue Intern

    I heard from a little bird in the office today that a particularly well known man in the Teen Vogue offices styled her for the Oscars…

  9. “Anak, big time ka na. Isasangla natin bahay natin para makapagsuot ka ng Valentino at di ka nila api-apihin!” LOL
    in other news, I loved Tilda Swinton! She’s in her own universe, which is great.

  10. prettyinblue

    tween vogue, huh. well, he needs to go. the young actress, ellen page (juno) looked classy in her dress. miley in valentino looks trashy.
    crap, i’m being mean.

  11. lullleepop

    and if I see her pout one more time, I’m going to kill myself. She can’t even do if properly it pisses me off.

  12. oh come onnn you cant blame the kid for wanting to look older. but then again. she should’ve looked in the mirror 1st. there are far more better dresses that can make her look her age and not some matronly pouty faced.. kid.

  13. “Is that the foul smell of haute couture order cancellations littering the air”
    Ahahahaha, oh dear so true – that ‘trying to be fierce’ pic!!
    I’m surprised you haven’t commented on Tilda thingie in her awful Lanvin garbage sack…

  14. what d hell is ur problem???the dress just fits what a 15 yr old shud look like. credit for miley 4dat cos in her recent appearances she looked like pure trash!!!

  15. bernice vergara

    omg Mr. Garavani ill hire an assasin for yah to kill her??lol gad man she looks like our El presidente with her teeth and the lips pouted!Wtf i get she’s 15 but..LOvee dear the 1st pic killed it!i dont kno if shes posin to the front er the side i mean look at her toe?tssk tsskk few years more she gonna look like the lady at the back wearin red!!LMAO

  16. bernice vergara

    omg Mr. Garavani ill hire an assasin for yah to kill her??lol gad man she looks like our El presidente with her teeth and the lips pouted!Wtf i get she’s 15 but..LOvee dear the 1st pic killed it!i dont kno if shes posin to the front er the side i mean look at her toe?tssk tsskk few years more she gonna look like the lady at the back wearin red!!LMAO

  17. anonimous

    aaaa stop itt all u do is crit. her: her dress is too short to long valentino JUST STOP!! the way u get up on ur ass and bye ur close the same way she does if she likes that dress then let her were ittttt !!! just grow will u i’m 25 and i don’t go around waiting 4 the first person to crit. stop will u

  18. THIS IS WHY I CAN’T STAND THE YOUTH TO DAY. Miley sucks. and she just had to ruin the dress!

  19. Jazmin-Brooke

    How on EARTH did her stylist EVER think she could wear that dress and actually pull it off?! she has no figure whatsoever! it doesnt fit around her breasts and it doesnt cinch at the waist. this completely defeats the object of couture;tailored to the customers body. absolute killed what could have been a beautiful dress. hannah fucking montana indeed!
    R.I.P haute couture Valentino. :(

  20. ILove Miley!!!! keep rokin girl…. this shount’t be a hate website….what if that was u!!!

  21. ashley

    To all the people who are either gay or have made nothing of themseles: Miley has a life and you just envy her because you dont. Instead of bashing other people…how bout you go out there and be somebody instead of hating people who already are?

  22. Athena

    To: Nikko
    Hi. I read that you said you cant stand the youth today. Well hello. Im one of the youth today. I want you to know that you can go to hell. I also want you to know that I highly doubt you are not a youth or much older than one. You cannot type…you don’t even know how to capitalize after a period. Either that or your 30 and you work at Mcdonalds. Miley is an average 15 year old today just so you know. I would understand as im about the same age.
    To:Jewellogy
    Hello. You commented that Miley looked like an uglier version of Thora Birch…if that was possible. It is. The way im picturing you right now gives me that truthful little fact. I want you to know that words give an image, so in the future you can possibly look hotter than you do now. I’d also like to answer your question. You asked: She’s so ugly, how can anyone like this slutty bitch? (I quoted that from you except with much better grammar.) I like Miley because she’s one person who actually did something. Even though she only had the opportunity to do what she does because of her father…I believe that she would be somebody anyways. I believe this becasue she has an outgoing personality…opposed to your bashing, time-wasting personality. I know you may think that’s ironic as you may think I’m wasting my time writing this…but your thinking wrong, as proven by your earlier comment. I’m merely trying to make you see that you’re wasting you’re time asking ridiculus questions. I like this slutty bitch. Thanks for showing the Internet that you are a loser. :) P.S. I wrote this in the hope that some people would get a life.

  23. To Anthena (the grammar person)
    Yeah, those people are losers. Plus, grammar is important, I agree with you. How much is that dress?

  24. *GASP …. wtf is wrong with her?????Whatever it was it had better not be a pout.. like omg. She murdered the beautiful dress, she murdered the term pout, and we should all totally murder her stylist as well.

  25. Jasmine Rose

    If I could despise her anymore Miley would be dead by now.
    She hasn’t done anything. She covers songs. She only got the role of Hannah Montanna because she kept auditioning. Fine, she’s determined but that doesn’t make her talented. The acting on that show is awful. She tries to be ‘ghetto fab’ when she just clearly isn’t. She hasn’t got a creative bone in her body. She covers all her songs or gets them written by other people. She wishes she was Lindsey Lohan with all the stupid peace signs in her photos. She tries to hard at events and award ceremonies. She’s a slut. She knows it. Prove me wrong and tell me those pictures of her are fake. She changed her name – how tacky is the name Miley Rae? And she very much KILLED that Valentino gown.

  26. Nary Edmonds Yap

    I HATE DE BITCH MILEY CYRUS
    She is a big SLUT!!!!!U GUYS R RITE ABT HER……….NOBODY REALLY LIKES HER!!!!!!!!SHE’S A TRASH OF ROTTENS APPLES SHIT!!!!WHAT A WHORE!!!!!!WISH SHE NEVER BEEN BORN!!!1!!OH MY GOD,,,SHE EVEN FELL IN LOVE WITH HER DAD!!!!!!!TRYING TO LOOK CUTE N ACT CUTE…..WHAT A TOTALLY BITCH….I WANNA PUKE!!!!

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