Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) at the 2008 Academy Awards

WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT, MY DEAR FRIEND, IS THE OFFICIAL END OF VALENTINO’S ERA. SHAME ON YOU MILEY CIRUS, SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no she didn’t. The venerable Nan Kempner must be rolling in her grave as I’m typing this. Ultra-exclusive and ultra-discreet secret haute couture club members around the world are probably popping xanax and clonazepam because of this Valentino disaster.

Miley Cyrus, 2008 Academy Awards, Valentino

I know it’s VERY wrong to hate (sorry guys) on a 15-year old girl but fucking hell. Congratulations, Miley Cirus AKA HANNAH MONTANA for single-handedly murdering one of Valentino’s last haute couture gowns for EVERYBODY. Ruined, I tell you, ruined!

Is that the foul smell of haute couture order cancellations littering the air? Click click click for more evidence of this monstrosity.

ATROCIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miley Cyrus, 2008 Academy Awards, Valentino

I highly doubt any of the haute couture club members would want to order THAT dress.

Miley Cyrus, 2008 Academy Awards, Valentino

Who invited this girl to the Oscars… or better yet, who the HELL is her stylist? I honestly don’t understand why foul children insist on wearing Valentino.

Miley Cyrus, 2008 Academy Awards, Valentino

Terrible, I tell you, terrible.

Miley Cyrus, 2008 Academy Awards, Valentino

As you may know, Valentino retired from the world of fashion this year, after 45 amazing, amazing years of dressing some of the world’s most glamorous and elegant women. Valentino is the ultimate in style…

These red dresses are his final pieces EVER. They’re not EXACTLY the same as Miley’s dress but what haute couture is all about is customizing the dress to fit the client. Nobody’s gonna order that dress now, thanks to Hannah fucking Montana.

Valentino Haute Couture Spring 2008

Valentino Haute Couture Spring 2008

Valentino Haute Couture Spring 2008

Valentino Garavani, may you rest in peace my darling.