Boo hoo for Gisele. Yay for Tyra Chops
First things first… I KNOW I’M SUCH A PEASANT AND A PIG FOR SAYING THIS BUT HOW CAN YOU *NOT* MAKE THE EFFORT TO TAKE A STOLEN SNAPSHOT OF GISELE BUNDCHEN AT RAG & BONE? HELLO!!!! I DON’T CARE IF IT’S CROWDED BUT THAT GISELE IS… GISELE!!! SHE NEEDS NO EXPLANATION AND THAT BITCH IS WORTH $200+ MILLION AND YOU’RE LIKE WITHIN AN ARM’S REACH AWAY FROM HER? UGH!!!!!!! Hahaha!
My sincere apologies if I had to scream like that. I know, I know. I’m being silly again. I’m totally, totally, totally devastated!! Ok. *breathes* I also apologize to my fashion week homie for sharing this to my minions. I usually have morals (PROMISE!!!) and I’m capable of keeping secrets well, secret, but this is wayyy too good to keep to myself. Please forgive me!
Tyra is fat? Tyra Chops looks really old? Tyra has crows feet for miles? OMG HOW DARE YOU TO SAY THAT ABOUT TYRA? I *LOVE* TYRA MORE THAN I LOVE KIMMORA!
Click click click click FOR TYRA CHOPS!
I got anxious like fuck and three minutes felt like a lifetime. After all that build-up, this is what I got.
Clearly you should’ve seen my disappointment. I was expecting Tyra Chops to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein after all that AIM drama but no, she actually looks human.
Don’t you just love a man who would rather thrust his cellphone towards Tyra’s face instead of Gisele’s? LOLers
I love you all!