NSFW: My Clone-A-Willy Kit Arrived!

NSFW: My Clone-A-Willy Kit Arrived!

Disclaimer: This post is **NOT** safe for work unless you want to see a sex TOY, I repeat, a sex TOY. Toy, as in not real. Faux. Fake. Mmmkay? Don't worry, there are no naked bits of me (I'm insecure) so we're all safe here.

Now. A lot of you probably remember how I was sooo obsessed with this whole Clone-a-Willy KIT I saw online. Well, guess what? It arrived in the mail last week and I thought, why not try it? That's exactly what I did.

Click click click to make fun of my tiny gaysian peepee!

First things first. My experience with Clone-a-Willy was not perfect and the whole thing was quite a hassle but it was FUN. Overall, I'm somewhat satisfied with the final product. I mean, it's cheaper than a bag of peanuts and the amount of laughs I had while doing the thing is priceless.

Anyhoooo...

All of the various material that I have read makes the procedure seem far easier than it really is. I am sure that after doing it once I could do better the second time... in fact I think that the designers of the product sort of skew things to make you fail so you do buy that second and third kit. Kidding.

One small mistake can throw the whole thing off as was the case with me.

The particular mistake with me was cutting the tube longer than what I needed I figured the extra space wouldn't matter really and would give me a bit more to hold on to as the gel set... well.. BIG MISTAKE. BIG! HUGE!

The extra space lead to a bubble at the end which which when the gel was fully set caused a small hole at the head section of my mold. This hole caused a void of space which resulted in me not having enough rubber compound to fill the mold.

The kit could definitely be improved more materials, a slightly more roomy molding tube...

The final product is not bad despite the small defects.

Would I use it in my ass? I dunno. I don't really like the feeling of artificial things shoved up my poop chute and nothing beats the real thing as in a big, fat, juicy 8.5 inch cock up my ass.

If you decide to try this make sure you follow the directions as closely as possible the room for error is very slim.

Enough blather and let's play penis pictionary!

Here you can see how it doesn't quite fill the mold...

... and here you can see how the rubber leaked out.

The next two you'll see how much leaked out through the air bubble.

There's an extra inch and a half missing but this should give you an idea. It's not big but whatevs.

And there you have it! Isn't it nifty?

Just remember... it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

Motion of the ocean my arse, are you kidding me? LOL. I'm a bottom bitch, of course I'm entitled to be a size queen! Hahaha!

If you would like to get your own Clone-a-Willy kit, click here.

I don't know what I should do with it. Maybe I should sell it on eBay and donate it to charity? What do you think?

Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

Note: GOTCHA! It's not my peepee, I had a friend do it for me. If you can read this message, shut your trap and don't ruin the fun. Hahaha! --B