Jil Sander Menswear Fall/Winter 2008-2009

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Jil Sander held its menswear fashion show yesterday in Milan. I was anxiously looking for my male model favourites (I’m a sucker I know) and then I noticed these dizzying array of patterns and prints. The first thing that came to my mind was…

Jil Sander Menswear Milan Fall/Winter 2008-2009

Click click click!

They remind me of digital textures of my good ol’ graphics program Macromedia Adobe Fireworks!

I’m not really THAT proficient in graphic design but I am familiar with some of the basic tools of my software. In fact, the version of Fireworks that I have is probably obsolete but it serves its purpose. Anyway, the prints Jil Sander used on their collection reminds me of the textures that I have.

Jil Sander Moda Sfilate Uomo Autonno/Inverno 2008-2009

I toyed around with some of the textures and here’s what I got…

Jil Sander Moda Sfilate Uomo Autonno/Inverno 2008-2009

I **KNOW** they’re not exactly the same but that’s what I thought of first.

When I saw the other pieces, all sorts of things went inside my head, like the Cartier’s green marble walls and all these other rock/stone tiles, flooring, etc.

Jil Sander Moda Sfilate Uomo Autonno/Inverno 2008-2009

Here are some of the other pieces from the collection.

Jil Sander Men's Fashion Show Fall 2008-2009

Jil Sander Moda Sfilate Uomo Autonno/Inverno 2008-2009

Jil Sander Autumn/Winter 2008-2009 Men's Fashion Show

And then of course, my new eyecandy of the season is this guy named Devin Childers (that’s what my ONTD fashin fags said his name is) who is OMG oh so gorgeous. He’s American, too, which is quite odd but whatevs. I know, right? 100% WEAKNESS. WEAKNESS I TELL YOU. By now y’all should know the type of guys I like.

Jil Sander Devin Childers

It’s sickening I know. Homegirl is only 19 so that makes him jailbait… and that makes ME a fuckin pedophile/old fart/cradle snatcher/whatever. Ugh.

And speaking of "digital textures", I also thought of Josh Goot’s Spring 2008 collection where he had these  "ripple effect" whatever things.

Josh Goot Spring 2008

Now… let me steal Olga Sherer for a second because she’s my thinspiration, do a face switch and picture me AND Devin together…

What do y’all think?

Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!

Jil Sander Men's Fashion Show Fall 2008-2009

Mixed-race babies are the Chanel of babies, no?

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