HUMAN EMBRYO CLONES FROM SKIN OF TWO MALES!!!
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS! OMG OMG OMG OMG! I can now have my own baby without getting in physical contact with the scary vajeen! Let’s face it, I’m not getting any younger. I’m turning 250 years old in about 2 months time and I, too, have dreams of having my own kids. Can you imagine me roaming around with my own mini-Bryanboys? I know I want to do it ala Angelina Jolie, you know, adopt a god forsaken kid in every race and colour and have my own United Colors of Benetton gang!
Early Embryo: A 4-cell, day-old embryo is pictured in this microscopic image.
Scientists who created cloned embryos from adult skin cells destroyed
the embryos at about five days old, after extracting stem cells for
Lo and behold what I found online. Scientists have produced two human embryos from the skin of two males! And there I was, wondering whether or not it was possible to produce a child by having two guys jack off and cum on a petri dish and make a test tube baby. Think of the possibilities my minions! Can you imagine? All I need to do now is find a bunch of hot gorgeous men, get some sort of skin from them and bam!!!! I could hear Maury Povich’s magic words: YOU ARE THE FATHER OF BRYANBOY’S CHILD!
What do you think? Isn’t modern science amazing? As for me, well, Nicolas Bemberg, will you please be the father of my first child? Heck, I won’t even ask for child support!!!!! KTHXBYE.