Cloning in progress/Intern Wanted!
Cloning in progress
Oh how I wish I could easily find someone just exactly like me. LOL. One of the girls who's been helping me out with one of my projects relocated and got herself a job. I already found someone in Canada but she could only handle half the workload so I need another gifted person to rescue me from all the work I have on my plate. Anyway, I've spent the past week training her (which explains my dismal posts) and boy, it's no easy feat. It's alright though.
So you wanna my intern? Click click click.
Here's what I'm looking for:
- Someone in the Philippines
- Someone who can spend 3-4 dedicated hours 5 days a week (of your choice) online
- Someone with high-speed internet access. Please, for the life of god, no dialup.
- Someone tech-savvy. I'm looking for someone who knows to crop/resize photos, knows how to upload photos, knows how to link photos, knows basic html, have access to an instant messenger program.
- This goes without saying but you have to have some sort of a photo editing program.
- Someone witty, kooky and have great English skills. Better than mine!
- Someone knowledgeable when it comes to fashion/models/celebrities/pop culture. I'm not saying you have to be an expert... just someone who knows who Alber Elbaz is.
- Bonus points if you have an existing blog and/or know how to operate WORDPRESS.
The internship is for 2-3 months and I guarantee you'll learn a LOT of things from me, including some of my blogging secrets, how to generate traffic, how to make money online, affiliate programs, dealing with advertisers & sponsors, search engine optimization, all these complicated, boring, geeky things people don't really care about. You'll also learn what CPC and CPM means. There's no (I repeat, there's NO) monetary compensation throughout the internship but if (the keyword is IF) there are goodies or swag thrown my way, you can have it. Unless, of course, it's something from Chanel then sorry, it's mine! Just kidding.
It's a home-based sort of thing where you'll work at the comforts of your own abode.
At the end of the internship, both you and I can decide what to do next. If everything is good, I could sign you on full-time, with pay, or even make you a partner and we can do the whole profit-sharing thing. Otherwise, whatever.
I ask that you take this seriously before you jump ship and say yes. It's not as easy as what you think. I've had interns before and they gave up after a few days because they got bored and it's not as "exciting" as they thought. There is nothing glamorous in online whoring... the most exciting thing that could happen to you online is when your hits and pageviews go up... or... whenever a media outlet talks about you. Otherwise, yeah, it's all boring and geeky... but hey, it pays my bills! LOL.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
If you are interested in becoming my intern and have the next 2-3 months of your life ruined by me, pop me a note at bryanboy@gmail.com. Tell me more about you. Tell me your blog, if you have one. Tell me the websites that you check religiously. Tell me how many hours you spend online each day.
MMMKAY? Questions? Let me know.
PS: Remember. A million faggots would kill for this job! I want them clean, athletic, smiling you sent me dirty, tired and paunchy. Did you RSVP yes to Michael Kors' party tonight? I want you to tell the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp.
