I swear to god, from Goatse.cx to 2Girls1Cup, I honestly thought I’ve seen it all online. Welcome to teh internets y’all! There’s this online forum I go to from time to time and they had a little secret santa thing going on and one of the people got all sorts of gifts from his secret santa. One of them is a bloody USB Fridge. YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT.
WHO IN GOD’S FUCKING NAME INVENTED SUCH THING? Are people so fucking lazy these days they can’t get off their fucking fat arses to go to the watercooler? Gawwwwd.
PS. Ignore me. It’s that time of the year when everyone gets really cool gifts except for me. Now y’all know why I try to "gift" myself throughout the entire year. NO ONE GIVES ME COOL PRESENTS. EVER! It sucks giving nice gifts to people and in return, what do I get? A box wrapped in what looks like super expensive, super fancy packaging only to reveal a $5 votive candle holder inside. I know I sound like a fucking ungrateful bitch (haha) but come fucking on! That’s why I don’t really give presents to people anymore. Everyone’s got everything already. I hate xmas!
9 more days till Christmas eve…