Don’t ask.

I don’t know about you but I spent a grand total of 8 hours INSIDE the car today. SINCE WHEN DID IT TOOK 2 HOURS FROM GOD DAMN SHAW BOULEVARD TO MAKATI AVENUE??? Worst day in my entire life, EVER and all I wanted to do was buy a few things, do some last minute weekend/holiday errands and take photos for a little secret project that’s gonna be in New York, London, Milan and Paris — during fashion week — that is, if I got picked!!!! I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of Flip bloggers whinge about the traffic situation. My butt was literally so SORE we had to stop in some unknown ghetto ass area in Makatoots in order for me to light up and stretch my limbs and my fat arse… and boy I had fun.

Pole Dancing

More pictures to follow. Y’all should have seen the look on the faces of all these street tramps right in front of me. All these boys cheered! Now… excuse my beauty. I need to wash my face, jerk off and email people.