Mischa Barton Busted – DUI!!!!

Say hello to the newest member of the celebrity DUI club. I really don’t understand why these bitches don’t have drivers. Why oh why oh why oh why can’t they be like the Olsen Twins? Or Naomi Campbell? Or Kate Moss? Hello! Driving is so pedestrian, if you know what I mean. To be quite honest, I would rather stay at the back of the car instead of driving!

"TMZ has confirmed that Mischa Barton has been arrested for DUI,
possession of illegal narcotics and driving without a valid license."

Mischa Barton Rap Sheet, DUI, Possession, Driving without license.

Hilarious. Can’t wait to see what Mischa Barton’s mugshot looks like. (Update – 4:08AM: I have the mugshot!! Will keep you posted in a bit.) Time to hook my fat ass on the webcam again. This is SO gonna be good. Just for your reference…

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Need I say more?

Mischa Barton arrested for DUI, narcotics possession.