Let’s try facial hair!
One of my friends dared me to try being a "guy" for a change. I don’t know what she’s talking about because hello… I’m a guy and heck, even though I’m a bottom son of a bitch, y’all know I love my peeeee peee and I stroke it four times a day, nine days a week, including holidays.
Guess what? I haven’t shaved my face in a week and I thought, why not try growing facial hair for a change?
I say nay. I look retarded. In fact, I need another haircut.