Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant!

Written By bryanboy

NEWS OF THE YEAR

Holy statutory pregnancy batman! I’m sorry. I can’t resist. I know I have a Britney ban on my site but that doesn’t mean I can’t blog about her 16-year old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears. Allow me to indulge and interrupt our usual faggotry to report what I read before I went to bed last night.

YES MY MINIONS, JAMIE LYNN SPEARS, 16 years old, is KNOCKED UP!

Jamie Lynn Spears

Girl, RIP to your hymen.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Let’s just hope she’s a better mother than Britney.

But who am I to judge? I’m **not** the one who earns US$700,000 a month! LOL

Just a reminder: PRACTICE SAFE SEX AND STAY CELIBATE Y’ALL! ENOUGH BAREBACKIN FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!

PS. Lily Allen is also pregnant. WHY IS EVERYONE PREGNANT THESE DAYS? I HAVEN’T HAD SEX IN 7 MONTHS, I’m 25 YEARS OLD AND I WANT TO GET KNOCKED UP TOO!!!!

0 Comments

  1. Oh my god….not!!! Mommy Spears isn’t exactly mom of the year material and big sister isn’t exactly the best role model to follow. Welcome to the Spears Family Super Circus Extravaganza, Ya’ll!!!

  2. My aunt just got pregnant, and all her friends are pregnant. Theres something in the water for sure.

  3. And yeah, not only did little baby Spears got dirty dicked to pregnancy, the pregnancy also cock blocked elder Momma Spears “parenting” book’s publication (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20167088,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines).
    Seems like a “how-to” book in whoring your daughters would be much more appropriate.
    And please, spare me the “she’s only 16, so pity her instead of make fun of her”. She should’ve just scratched her own itchy crotch instead of having her boyfriend’s prick do it.

  4. she does not look 16 in the photo. more like 25. i guess too much adolescent sex is ageing!

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