Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant!
NEWS OF THE YEAR
Holy statutory pregnancy batman! I'm sorry. I can't resist. I know I have a Britney ban on my site but that doesn't mean I can't blog about her 16-year old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears. Allow me to indulge and interrupt our usual faggotry to report what I read before I went to bed last night.
YES MY MINIONS, JAMIE LYNN SPEARS, 16 years old, is KNOCKED UP!
Girl, RIP to your hymen.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Let's just hope she's a better mother than Britney.
But who am I to judge? I'm **not** the one who earns US$700,000 a month! LOL
Just a reminder: PRACTICE SAFE SEX AND STAY CELIBATE Y'ALL! ENOUGH BAREBACKIN FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
PS. Lily Allen is also pregnant. WHY IS EVERYONE PREGNANT THESE DAYS? I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 7 MONTHS, I'm 25 YEARS OLD AND I WANT TO GET KNOCKED UP TOO!!!!
