NEWS OF THE YEAR

Holy statutory pregnancy batman! I’m sorry. I can’t resist. I know I have a Britney ban on my site but that doesn’t mean I can’t blog about her 16-year old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears. Allow me to indulge and interrupt our usual faggotry to report what I read before I went to bed last night.

YES MY MINIONS, JAMIE LYNN SPEARS, 16 years old, is KNOCKED UP!

Jamie Lynn Spears

Girl, RIP to your hymen.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Let’s just hope she’s a better mother than Britney.

But who am I to judge? I’m **not** the one who earns US$700,000 a month! LOL

Just a reminder: PRACTICE SAFE SEX AND STAY CELIBATE Y’ALL! ENOUGH BAREBACKIN FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!

PS. Lily Allen is also pregnant. WHY IS EVERYONE PREGNANT THESE DAYS? I HAVEN’T HAD SEX IN 7 MONTHS, I’m 25 YEARS OLD AND I WANT TO GET KNOCKED UP TOO!!!!