Does Style.com have new interns?

God dammit HIRE ME! I love Style.com. I really do. From runway and backstage photos to models and celebrities, Style.com is the ultimate online repository of all things fashion. Have you seen the photos of Chanel’s Paris-London Pre-Fall 2008 show? It’s all about mixed identities my dear. Someone’s got their model names fucked up to the nines and a few fash fags caught them dead on the tracks — and took screen shots. They fixed the tags and everything but come on… Agyness Deyn is that chu?

Chanel Paris-London Pre-Fall 2008

O RLY NOW.

I don’t know about you but I can spot the difference between Sasha and Gemma or Agyness and Irina 12,000 miles away, blindfolded. AND IN THE DARK. Oohhhh I can feel it. There’s a baby jesus and an intern crying somewhere as I’m typing this. Just kiddin. :-)

Click click click!

Well hello there, Agyness!

Chanel Paris-London Pre-Fall 2008

Han Jin Chin Chan Chong Jimmy Choo is that chu? Remember sweetie dahlin… mixed race babies are the Chanel of babies!

Chanel Paris-London Pre-Fall 2008

Will the real Michaela please stand up!

Chanel Paris-London Pre-Fall 2008

Not you darling. Will the real Iekeliene Stange please stand up?

Chanel Paris-London Pre-Fall 2008

Oh so THAT’S what Snejana looks like with 40 more pounds…

Chanel Paris-London Pre-Fall 2008

It’s funny how they threw the exotic name to the exotic-looking girl. Jessica I-am-not-Latina Alba is that chu?

Chanel Paris-London Pre-Fall 2008

And there you have it. I **LOVE** Chanel’s Pre-Fall 2008 collection. It’s soo sophisticated and chica as always. I also love the little ode to Amy Winehouse and her beehive!

Anyway, we all make mistakes one way or another so let’s put this behind us. I had one heck of a good laugh though.

Gemma Ward or Sasha Pivovarova

See for yourself.

Enough said.