Back to the "knitwear drawing board"

Back to the "knitwear drawing board"

Written By bryanboy

Back to the "knitwear drawing board"

I think I’m gonna be a bajillionaire if I got a dollar every time I said "Christmas arrived early this year" because IMO, 2007 is a banner year for me. For some of you who read my site after all this time, you’ll know I had dinner with Mrs. Imelda Marcos earlier this year, I also went to a Philippine senator’s house WITHOUT knowing in advance that I’m going to a senator’s house and I ended up wearing a "I Fucked Collin Farrell" t-shirt (oh god) and now, let me add another thing on my personal history books.

Marc Jacobs: "so where in the world are you?"
Bryanboy: "oh I’m from a different planet Philippines."

Click click click!

Yesterday was one of the most surreal days in my life… it was the day
I spoke to Marc Jacobs on the phone. For dozens of you who emailed (and
the few ones who commented on my site), yes, I have verified that Marc
is real. In the past 48 hours I thought I was still hallucinating from
those happy pills I took a
decade ago but yeah, I am happy to report that Marc Jacobs exists, he’s
not a figment of my imagination and he’s watching you watching me
watching you, j’ai la main Parisienne.

He’s extremely genuine, he’s charismatic and captivating, he’s
authoritative yet extremely down to earth, he makes you feel
comfortable (hallmark of a true gentleman), he’s intelligent, he’s very
articulate and best of all, he’s FUN and talking to him is like
speaking to someone you already know. At one point I had to cover my
mouthpiece and whisper to my mother at the far end of the room "DO
NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PICK UP THE PHONE COZ I’M TALKING TO
SOMEONE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU OR THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
OF
AMERICA". It’s embarrassing enough that my brain turned to putty and I
went into total screaming girl fan mode (eeew) but you know what?
Whatevs! This is why I’m nice to my readers whenever they meet me in
public cause I KNOW what it feels like (and I love meeting them). :-) I won’t elaborate any further (and this is the last time you’ll hear anything) so please respect his privacy — and mine. I thought I’d mention it to ‘get it off’ my chest and share with you all my
little, first-hand experience with one of the world’s most talented
tastemakers and icons of our time.

I don’t know about you but I say continue with your dreams and your
fantasies no matter how simple or  how complex or how "unreachable"
they are, because in this lifetime, ANYTHING is possible and NOTHING, I
mean absolutely NOTHING in this life beats the feeling of turning the
unimaginable and impossible into something… real.

WHORES VOTE FOR MY FAT ARSE ON GAYBLOGGIES.COM!
My latest entry there is outdated and crappy because I didn’t have a
lot of time and I wrote it before ‘this’ happened. They won’t let me
change entries after they posted it so there. :-(

I love you all as always. Now that I’m over "it", let’s fold scarves like Romy and Michelle!

Next up… I’m gonna make a video of me dressed up as Stella McCartney riding a sybian! Just kidding.

PS. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

PPSS. And this, my friends, is why you shouldn’t believe
Wikipedia when you do a profile on someone. FYI. Marc’s mum’s second
hubby was Silver. Marc Jacobs was "Marc Silver" around the time when he
was 12-13. To learn more about he has to say, read the recent feature
by the NY Times. Love. Don’t hate. I said LOVE! :-)



0 Comments

  1. Wow………. Bryan……..
    You deserve it. We’re so happy for you.
    I can almost imagine you sleeping with a smile on your face after all that. That is if you can sleep after all that!
    ^_^

  2. clotheshorsefromhell

    OOh shit! I wish I was you! what’s next? is he going to invite you to his future shows? front row seats? seated beside anna wintour or other voguettes? OMG. this is gonna be my reason that i shouldn’t stop dreaming!

  3. LOL
    clotheshorsefromhell
    there’s dreaming… and then there’s downright delusional and mentally insane. hahahaha JK. the front row is reserved for royalty and royalty i am not. one could only wish but hey… i’m only a lowly blogger in the third world with no life. save the front row seats for the fash pack and the celebs!!
    i know nothing can capture the magic of fashion by being “there” compared to being in your bedroom looking at style.com at 3AM but i’m already quite happy to be honest. i have something to say to my future adopted children (think angelina) oi vey! ;)

  4. Imelda say’s “not bad for planet earth’s favourite 3rd world fag”.
    Although Imelda does think MJ’s SS08 mainline and LV collection’s was a whole lot of fuckery. Could be attributed to extensive anal douching by his beloved JP or has Mary really lost the plot? Purple hair…was it really necessary, shouldn’t he be locked and keeping his midlife crises to himself?
    Ps – naturally I’m pea green with envy on your hook up with the real deal Imelda…fucker!

  5. MJ hasn’t lost the plot!!! What is wrong with you people? LOL
    Nah, I swear. Is it really **THAT** of a bad thing that he changed his looks? It’s sad that people attack his work because of his personal life and vice versa.
    I actually like both collections and I’ve said that from the start. The thing with Marc (at least to my knowledge) is that it takes awhile to digest before you finally ‘get’ it. I’m never good at fashion vocabulary anyway so best for me to avoid the fancy schmancy words.
    LV rtw is really cool too. Take them out individually and you have great pieces and the fabrics are ultra luxe. Did you see the solid colour tees with the striped sequins? the sheer t-shirt dresses cut close to the body with the contrasting zip on the back? Did you see the white trench that opened the show (after the nurses)? marc nailed all the trends for LV this season.
    To each their own I guess.
    but yeah, imelda is a doll!

  6. fake!
    did you run out of medication again because your last few blog entries are soooo lame and now you’re telling us you SPOKE to marc jacobs?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    you seriously expect us to believe that?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    you’re out of your mind!!!
    he would never speak to some cheap ass fag like you.

  7. i’m so happy for you too. i’m a designer myself and it’s a dream come true for you. i never liked LV till marc took over either. he’s one of my favorite designers who i really look up to. i think it’s amazing how he actually looked at your video. it’s sooooo exciting!!! i’m so excited for you. take care!

  8. i’m so happy for you too. i’m a designer myself and it’s a dream come true for you. i never liked LV till marc took over either. he’s one of my favorite designers who i really look up to. i think it’s amazing how he actually looked at your video. it’s sooooo exciting!!! i’m so excited for you. take care!

  9. Tsk tsk tsk. Someone is jealous! Don’t let the haters get to you!
    Why would BB write something bold about MJ when he could go to his website?
    D-U-H!

  10. “DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PICK UP THE PHONE COZ I’M TALKING TO SOMEONE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU OR THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA”.
    hilarious!!!!
    i’m soo happy for you bb!
    i hope he names a handbag after you!!!

  11. I do believe Bryan spoke to Marc. However, I know there is something wrong but I can’t quite put my finger on it.
    Yet.
    How is it possible? Who contacted who?

  12. u should love your mom more :D

    “DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PICK UP THE PHONE COZ I’M TALKING TO SOMEONE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU OR THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA”.
    Don’t say that to your mom…Don’t forget that she’s the reason why you’re on this earth and enjoying your luxurious life :D

  13. I’m happy for you re: MArc Jacobs. I just noticed, he’s got the most beautiful brown eyes. Not impressed with la imeldific though — sorry BB, i loath her and her familia, que horror! (it’s politics, dear).

  14. Luckky. How awesome it must be for him to take time off his schedule to speak to you.
    QUICK! Do one on Karl Largerfeld XD. You’ll be my hero.

  15. Imelda.com.au
    Imelda says, “Like fashion itself MJ’s personal evolution is necessary. From fat geek to Bel Ami boy, ain’t nothing wrong with that but just like Ryan Seacreast’s ‘gay face’ something’s NQR”
    I’m not saying that there weren’t some amazing pieces in both collections; it’s more a gut reaction to something deeper. Imelda just can’t put her finger on it. I could liken it to YSL’s slow decent into madness during the late 80’s. Perhaps MJ’s over whelming genius combined with his relapse and midlife meltdown is slowly unravelling him.
    Swing by and drop us a line as we’d like to do a post about your hook up with MJ and the Steel Butterfly!

  16. It sucks to be you. You’re just as crazy and wacked as your idol. You don’t even have any real friends (oh yeah? internet friends DON’T count) and suddenly you’re talking to Marc Jacobs?
    Lay off the crack pipe before it kills you!!

  17. Hi Imelda,
    I’ve said everything there is to say, both with Mrs. M and MJ and there’s nothing for me to elaborate on.
    Thanks!

  18. I’m calling bullshit on this one. Marc should SUE the hell out of your ass for inventing things like this.
    I love your blog but you can’t just fabricate things like “oh i verified marc and spoke to him on the phone”.
    BULLSHITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

  19. Hey BB,
    Imelda.com.au
    Although this has nothing to do with footwear it is a fascinating example of blogocracy and the reach of your site. I understand you have nothing more to say and totally respect that so it’s CASE CLOSED from your end. That said we still plan to run a feature on your site, simply because it’s an interesting story.
    I agree with CJ, profile the Kaiser he’s renowned for trawling the Internet. Word to the wise he’s also notoriously unforgiving so brush up on his back-story. The only comprehensive book on him is the “The Great Fall”…check it out!

  20. pek pek was here

    if Marc Jacobs is reading this, why would you speak to an ugly gay like Bryan Boy? he’s gross and he’s a wanna be!

  21. Hey BB!
    I cant believe the lengths people would go to just to be mean and spiteful. Last time I checked jealousy isnt endearing.
    check this link out to know what I am talking about
    *** MODERATOR NOTE: URL REMOVED ***
    what a bunch of losers and they disabled commenting ……
    ======
    *** MODERATOR NOTE: THANKS FOR THE URL ASHLEY; NOT GIVING THEM THE SATISFACTION BY PROMOTING THEM ON THIS SITE. ***

  22. fashionistah

    there are lots of haters here… (to think, why are they even posting, why are they here?) wow. some people fall into the impossible-mentality, and some just go for what they want and make it happen. remember kids, like attracts like (interesting people attracts other interesting people). bryanboy plainly exists – effortlessly. so happy for you bryan! xoxoxo

  23. just another of BB’s delusional, self-promotional tricks. i doubt MJ has the time for a third world fag whose only and main claim to fame is a blog…
    if MJ really did call him, then i don’t think MJ has much of a life then…

  24. just another of BB’s delusional, self-promotional tricks. i doubt MJ has the time for a third world fag whose only and main claim to fame is a blog…
    if MJ really did call him, then i don’t think MJ has much of a life then…

  25. oh my god bryan, have you seen the two girls one cup video?! 0_0 it’d be interesting if yblogged about it -_-

  26. Fonda Cox

    It’s amusing how many people expend so much energy in telling Bryanboy that he’s delusional and makes up stories for attention.
    If y’all weren’t so interested in his blog and weren’t genuinely impressed with his achievements within the world of all things glamorous then you wouldn’t keep visiting the site.
    The negative comments just reaffirm that the world is full of bitter and jealous bitches that can’t be pleased when their fellow man has a) more wealth b) more taste and c) the ability to charm an A-lister.
    Those of you making these spiteful comments should take a look in the mirror. Don’t go posting shit on here. Hell, whose blog is half as witty, well written and entertaining as Bryanboy.
    Oh, and no this isn’t Bryan writing under another guise before one of you bitches suggests it…

  27. hey fonda, i think many people visit this site precisely to see what this third world fag gets up to, warts and all. whilst i am not per se interested in his ‘achievements’ the term you use, i do want to be amused and entertained and he does it well.
    i don’t think everyone who doubts, me at least, is bitter or jealous, but we have wisened up to this fag’s tricks and cunning and self-promotion ie the crucifix/religious hoax, to which BB owned up to.
    that’s entertainment as they say, but i am not as gullible to believe EVEYRTHING he says and does, and willing to worship at BB’s feet as you are though! because i have a mind that questions and works!!
    PS; if you think he has ‘taste’ then i think yours is also questionable!

  28. fabgelous

    this is soo frigging fab, BB! don’t let those haters get to you! you know what the truth is!! hope your plans with cecile comes true! luvyah, BB!! ;p

  29. lisalisa

    im a little late on this but ah well….im soooo happy for u BB and i’ve got the goosebumbs to prove it

  30. Wow that is so nice BB. You are always an inspiration and proving also that dreams can turn into reality.
    To the the BB-haters – You guys are a bunch of cowards hiding behind anonymity and such. Every word you guys type is just oozing with pure jealousy.

  31. brazodemercedes

    You actually have detractors??? And your name is actually a category on their blogsite. hehehe, man, can’t believe you’re getting famous here in the Phils. I didn’t enjoy most of the stuff there, its just way too mean and I don’t like reading too much negative things abt other people.
    Live and let live.
    I do enjoy your blogs though. I guess thats because I’m a real kikay at heart but not really a maldita :)

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