12 Gays of Christmas
Did you buy a copy of the Philippine Daily Inquirer today? I was asked by the team at Super how I’m gonna make my Christmas a little more gay…
"To spice things up this year, I’m going to put my baking skills to the test and make cute sugar cookies! Be it a handbag, a fragrance bottle (Chanel No. 5, anyone) or something that rhymes with a sock, nifty confections, shaped, cut and decorated with colourful icing is a sure-fire way to celebrate your inner fag! Y’all know what they say — the only way to a man’s heart is through their stomach. I agree!"
Professional Online Entertainer
They were gonna put "Blog Queen" as my title but we all know I’m no blog queen so I suggested "Professional Online Attention Whore". And then I thought nah, that’s too much, so I told them to use "Professional Online Entertainer" instead. Don’t you just love it?
People: so what do you do for a living?
Me: oh, I’m a professional online attention whore.