Wicked – Defying Gravity

You know, I’ve never really been one of them theatre/broadway fags. Musicals aren’t really my cup of tea and I know absolutely nothing about them. What do you expect from an uncultured third world fag eh? I once saw Rent in London back in the dark ages and I spent half the time on trips to the bar and get myself drunk on gin tonic. My friend was so pissed cause he worked so hard to get us fantastic seats. But yeah, after watching the latest episode of Ugly Betty, I googled something and next thing you know, Wicked is my new obsession du jour!

Sing after me: Something has changed within me. Something is not the same. I’m through with playing by the rules of someone else’s game. Too late for second-guessing, too late to go back to sleep. It’s time to trust my instincts, close my eyes and leap. It’s time to try defying gravity… I think I’ll try defyyyyyyyyyyyyyinngggggggg gravity. And you can’t pull me down.

Oh look is that my scrotum falling off? How appropriate for all that aging hoolabaloo crap that’s bogging me down these days. LOL!