Ugly Betty Season 2 – A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding

Written By bryanboy

OH MY GOD I WANT AN AVERAGE FAT BOYFRIEND!

BEST UGLY BETTY EPISODE SO FAR!!!

I just finished downloading the latest episode of Ugly Betty (A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding) on iTunes (gotta love the season pass; the free online thing only works for US residents) and oh my god, I want a hairy fat boyfriend!!! I want one NOW!!!!! I’m gonna be one of those chubby-chasing gaysians who don’t know any better.  Fatty Patty Boom Boom for the mother fucking win!


Marc:
Amanda, no jokes. I’m freaking out! I introduced him to everyone as my boyfriend and I have no idea what’s gonna walk through that door.
Amanda: Sweetie, relax. he can’t fit through those doors.
*cue: I beeeeliiiive in mirahhh-kahhllssss*
Marc: Woahhhhhhhhhhh
Amanda: Transfatty!!!! More than what meets the eye.

Amanda and Marc, Ugly Betty Season 2 - A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding

The look on Marc’s face is priceless when he saw his boyfriend transform from this…

Cliff - Marc's fat boyfriend, Ugly Betty Season 2 - A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding

OK. I have to admit this has got to be one of my favourite Ugly Betty episodes ever. Amanda’s lines were pure gold and she really nailed it. Boy, we could all learn a lesson or two from her. Click click click!

Woah woah woah woah!

Cliff - Marc's fat boyfriend, Ugly Betty Season 2 - A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding

So basically, the fattie gave himself a makeover and Marc got all jealous and broke up with Cliff because  good ol chubby chooba chuppa chups worked the room like a pro.

Marc: Can you believe him? Suddenly he’s the hottest guy in the room and I’m not good enough.

Amanda: Marc I gotta be honest with you… I do like his new suit and  seriously he’s only 50% hotter!

Amanda and Marc, Ugly Betty Season 2 - A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding

Marc: Oh really? Then why is every waiter serving him food? And why is every bartender pouring him drinks?

Amanda: OH. MY. GOD. It’s happened. You’re looking past the outside and seeing what’s on the inside! You’re falling for him!

Amanda: You’ve fallen for an AVERAGE MAN!!!!!!

Amanda and Marc, Ugly Betty Season 2 - A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding



Marc: Oh God! I am. I’m an average man lover. WHAT DO I DO?????

Amanda: *pause*

Amanda: You accept it.

Amanda: You… are deeper than you think.

Amanda: *shrugs* It’s ok. We all have flaws.

Amanda and Marc, Ugly Betty Season 2 - A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding

Marc: But… I broke up with him.

Amanda:
Then you get out there… and you do something dramatic to show that fattie how much you care. Like you run to the airport and you bust through security and just as the doors of the plane are closing you scream at the top of your lungs.. LOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Amanda and Marc and Cliff, Ugly Betty Season 2 - A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding

Cliff the fattie: Are you calling me?

Amanda: Or you just go over there and talk to him.

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To cut the story short, Wilhelmina’s bodyguard locked Victoria Beckham in some room (THIS IS MAJOR!), Daniel fired Betty and Mr. Mead had a heart attack and dropped dead on the floor. What more can you ask for?

Wilhelmina: DON’T YOU DIE!!!

Mr Mead lying down on the church floor because of a heart attack, Ugly Betty Season 2 - A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding


DON’T. YOU. DARE. DIE!

Wilhelmina and Mr Mead, Ugly Betty Season 2 - A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding

Enough said.

Is Ugly Betty the best TV show or what?



0 Comments

  1. I did love this episode! This show rocks and keeps getting campier. I laughed my ass at the part where Marc got jealous of Cliff and ran off, and Amanda did that “oh no you didn’t!” hand movement to him and then stormed off too, LOL!

  2. This was the like the second episode of Ugly Betty that I have seen and I too thought it was halarious. You forgot one of the funnier parts of the episode when Amanda stalls during the wedding ceremony by sing “That Milkshake” song. Too funny.

  3. “la la LA LA LA
    Wind it up..
    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..” hahahaha

  4. i so love ugly betty. marc is just so funny. love his facial expressions to bits.

  5. that “oh no you didn’t!” thing brought me to happy tears! i love how these stereotypes are breaking all the stereotypes, genius!
    and yea, TRANSFATTY’s HAWT! have to go find one now

  6. from what i recall, she yelled out “Cliiiif”, not “Looove”, which is why Cliff responded.
    amanda was DELIGHTFUL in this episode (as usual). I loved that little “S” she did at Cliff when Marc temporarily broke up with Cliff.

  7. It is.
    And I simply love that Amanda “move” with the hand after Mark says “The thing between us… it’s over!”.

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