OH MY GOD I WANT AN AVERAGE FAT BOYFRIEND!
BEST UGLY BETTY EPISODE SO FAR!!!
I just finished downloading the latest episode of Ugly Betty (A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding) on iTunes (gotta love the season pass; the free online thing only works for US residents) and oh my god, I want a hairy fat boyfriend!!! I want one NOW!!!!! I’m gonna be one of those chubby-chasing gaysians who don’t know any better. Fatty Patty Boom Boom for the mother fucking win!
Marc: Amanda, no jokes. I’m freaking out! I introduced him to everyone as my boyfriend and I have no idea what’s gonna walk through that door.
Amanda: Sweetie, relax. he can’t fit through those doors.
*cue: I beeeeliiiive in mirahhh-kahhllssss*
Amanda: Transfatty!!!! More than what meets the eye.
The look on Marc’s face is priceless when he saw his boyfriend transform from this…
OK. I have to admit this has got to be one of my favourite Ugly Betty episodes ever. Amanda’s lines were pure gold and she really nailed it. Boy, we could all learn a lesson or two from her. Click click click!
Woah woah woah woah!
So basically, the fattie gave himself a makeover and Marc got all jealous and broke up with Cliff because good ol chubby chooba chuppa chups worked the room like a pro.
Marc: Can you believe him? Suddenly he’s the hottest guy in the room and I’m not good enough.
Amanda: Marc I gotta be honest with you… I do like his new suit and seriously he’s only 50% hotter!
Marc: Oh really? Then why is every waiter serving him food? And why is every bartender pouring him drinks?
Amanda: OH. MY. GOD. It’s happened. You’re looking past the outside and seeing what’s on the inside! You’re falling for him!
Amanda: You’ve fallen for an AVERAGE MAN!!!!!!
Marc: Oh God! I am. I’m an average man lover. WHAT DO I DO?????
Amanda: You accept it.
Amanda: You… are deeper than you think.
Amanda: *shrugs* It’s ok. We all have flaws.
Marc: But… I broke up with him.
Amanda: Then you get out there… and you do something dramatic to show that fattie how much you care. Like you run to the airport and you bust through security and just as the doors of the plane are closing you scream at the top of your lungs.. LOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Cliff the fattie: Are you calling me?
Amanda: Or you just go over there and talk to him.
To cut the story short, Wilhelmina’s bodyguard locked Victoria Beckham in some room (THIS IS MAJOR!), Daniel fired Betty and Mr. Mead had a heart attack and dropped dead on the floor. What more can you ask for?
Wilhelmina: DON’T YOU DIE!!!
DON’T. YOU. DARE. DIE!
Is Ugly Betty the best TV show or what?