We all know gays come in various age, shape, size and colours but what you don’t know is that little camp queens like me are a dying breed. Every day when you wake up in the morning, more and more people are coming out of the closet and with the world’s population embracing the "big is beautiful" mantra, it won’t be long until us, slim and slender fairies, get eradicated by these muscle marys, frat jocks and gay bears.
Keep the faggotry alive by voting for me, Bryanboy, planet earth’s favourite third world fag on this year’s Gay Bloggies! Over the next few weeks, I, along with 11 of my fellow finalists, will blog on www.gaybloggies.com where one of us are going to be eliminated by popular vote. The folks at Queerclick (link NSFW) in conjunction with Aussiebum, changed the contest this year and unlike last year where I won three awards (Best Asian, Best Diva and Most Humorous Blog), there is only one grand champ — the last man standing is going to be the winner and I want to make sure I am that man.
All you need to do to vote for me is click the "thumbs up" button found at the bottom of all my entries; so far I have one. It’s as simple as that. I’m also encouraging YOU to spread the word and help me out. I promise I’ll be nicer if you do. Pleeeeaaassse tell everyone you know (friendster, myspace, facebook, blogs, whatever) to regularly vote for me (AND ALL OF MY ENTRIES) because I’m an insecure bitch and winning things validate my existence. Show these bitches that flamers rule the world and to ensure future generations of slim, slender and glitter-loving homosexuals.
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Ok, I don’t really like glitter but I’m sure you get my drift.
Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart.
PS. Even if you are straight/bisexual/transgendered/bi-curious/bi-polar/asexual whatever, please vote for me! Y’all know I’m an equal opportunity lover.
PPSS. (Update 4:05AM) My page at gaybloggies is 100% porn free.