Old White Women, Young Black Men...
I have seen the future...
... and god damn it's not bright. It's not just old white men who go around visiting third world countries for sexcapades. Geriatric white women do it, too. This article from Reuters is quite interesting. Two mature ladies (who are neighbours) from Britain go to Kenya for sex tourism rest and recreation.
Reading things like this makes me feel depressed. Why? I'm scared of getting old. What am I gonna do when I'm in my 40s, 50s and 60s? Go to the third world and get myself a fugly sucky sucky 5 dolla money boy? I'm already in the third world! It's soo... sad that the oldies have to resort to THAT. I'm not saying it's wrong though. Everyone has the right to find happiness etc. All I'm saying is that... it's not for me. I mean, sure, yeah, anyone could go out with an wealthy person in his deathbed but what if the tables were turned and it's YOU who is the old, lonely, miserable fart?
You know what... set this in stone. I'm gonna be EXTRA nice to my niece (and future nephews and nieces). Spoil those mother fuckers rotten because one day when I'm covered in wrinkles and liver spots, they're the ones who are gonna take care of me. Now I know why Gianni and Allegra had a special bond.
When you think about it, I'm still luckier compared to the other gays. I have a nice relationship with the familia de horreur. At least I didn't get disowned or I'm not the only child or I don't talk to the parentals/siblings anymore or whatever. I'm sure there's lots of gays out there who disconnected themselves from their families and they end up REALLY alone.
Time to design those mineral water bottle labels I guess.
