Hipster My Ass

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Hipster My Ass

23/11/2007, Current Affairs

Let’s try orange again.

This time, let’s go a few shades lighter. I also shaved my legs. They’re itching like mad but this is the price to pay. I know I should get them waxed but I didn’t have enough time today so no doubt, tonight, I’ll have those nasty rashes. Last time I shaved my pubes in its entirety it felt good… my crotch felt smoother than a baby’s arse but hella I got rashes the following day that looked like herpes. Does anyone know what I could do to make the rash go away?

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Anyway, click click click for a few more pics.

One of my friends told me I look like 12 on this photo. I guess being a gook ain’t that bad afterall.

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OMG. Is that a fucking cameltoe???

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Close your legs like a proper lady, bitch.

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Now you see it, now you don’t.

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Well, what do you think?

More pics to follow. I’m bloody knackered.

Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com.

I love you all!

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Ingrid WROTE THIS 10:12 pm 23/11/2007

-"you look f*kin great as a hipster. i love these pics of you. "

Tybalt WROTE THIS 10:50 pm 23/11/2007

-"Its called razor-burn, babe. Always moisturize after shaving, at least for 3 days, and especially after showers. "

claudia WROTE THIS 11:25 pm 23/11/2007

-"lovin' the haircut "

bryanna WROTE THIS 12:16 am 24/11/2007

-"ahhh i love this! tres yatch chic. you look ready to jet set anywhere! "

mossy WROTE THIS 05:44 am 24/11/2007

-"that's more like it! is that a button down i see? close enough. love the blazer, fabulously tailored. who's it by? even the shorts and those sandals work! well done. you look good. "

bryanboy WROTE THIS 05:48 am 24/11/2007

-"helmut lang :P "

sandie WROTE THIS 07:24 am 24/11/2007

-"The haircut suits you and yes you do look younger (not that u look older). "

Chelsea WROTE THIS 07:25 am 24/11/2007

-"Razor burns down there are tough. Make sure u aren't over-shaving (passing razor over the same area too many times), use a shaving oil to shave. Moisturize the area afterwards. For the next week or so exfoliate the area thoroughly using a GENTLE body scrub. Repeat until the hair grows back out and isn't irritating your skin anymore. That's how one keeps the jayjay fresh. "

MK WROTE THIS 08:43 am 24/11/2007

-"you look REALLY good these days. i like the direction you're going. "

joylet WROTE THIS 11:08 am 24/11/2007

-"so cute BB! i love the shades! "

christof WROTE THIS 04:04 pm 24/11/2007

-"this is your best outift since god knows when! "

Aiza WROTE THIS 11:17 pm 24/11/2007

-"Use Elica Cream, its a wonder drug. Its a bit pricey though. Available in all local pharmacies (here in the PH). It works wonders my daughter's diaper rash and my insect bites. I tried it on razor burns and small scars too. It's steriodal so use sparingly. "

Indra WROTE THIS 10:45 am 26/11/2007

-"Shave and then right away (pref. in the shower) turn the water fairly cold and let that run for a few minutes (you will be shriveled!) BUT it will close the pores and start protecting against bumps and burn. After your shower moisturize - let dry - THEN (the secret) apply a unscented sensitive skin deodorant everywhere you shaved - Apply WITH the grain - so the direction the hair would grow. This is supposedly a trick strippers use to prevent razor burn and rash. Continue to apply for the next few days. It work! "

Sasa WROTE THIS 04:02 pm 26/11/2007

-"You do look like a twelve year old! Haha. :) "

Sister_Ista WROTE THIS 12:40 am 27/11/2007

-"I sure fire way to easily and cheaply get rid of any of those horrible rashy bumps and lumps that can occur after shaving (and prevent them in the first place). Is to simply apply baby nappy rash cream to the area....it works a treat!! I usually use Sudocream!!! "

chadda WROTE THIS 09:36 am 27/11/2007

-"wait. you are korean? "

bryanboy WROTE THIS 09:40 am 27/11/2007

-"nope, not korean. filipino ;) "

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