Gemma Ward in Louis Vuitton

Gemma Ward in Louis Vuitton

Gemma, oh my dear Gemma. Why did you let yourself go? Spotted at the recent Marie Claire party in Spain...

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I think she's finally showing signs that she's turning into a real Australian lady. Born and bred Australian, where kangaroos and cattle go hand in hand together. Wait... is that Australia or New Zealand? Bah, it's all the same to me!! Just kidding. LOL. Isn't Gemma Ward like really young anyway? In any case, homegirl worked hard for the money and she's entitled to eat. I think she's still beautiful and very womanly. Oh well. Catherine McNeil, you're next on the plumpification line!

Isn't it funny how Naomi Campbell, who's thrice the age of Gemma, is the most fabulous of them all? Elle looks like a drag queen.

Old Gemma in Anna Molinari, Fall/Winter 2004. Personally, I prefer the old Gemma but the new Gemma is still cool and beautiful.

Whatevs. Hahahaha!