Chris Crocker at V Magazine Halloween Party

Oh so now he’s also invading the fashion, too? Does Cecilia Dean know about this?

Chris Crocker, V Magazine 2007 Halloween Party

I am *so* jealous much!!!!! V Magazine better put me on the cover or else I’m officially turning my back against the magazine I loved since I was 13 and cancel my Visionaire orders. Emmanuelle Alt, please adopt me under your wing. NOW! I’ll bring my favorite leather jacket, striped tee, skinny jeans and my Marc Jacobs gladiator boots.

Just kidding. Do you really think Emmanuelle Alt will acknowledge my fat ass? That woman is so chic I bet she only likes chic people.

Excuse me while I throw up. Happy All Souls Day, everyone!