Carolyn Murphy for Vogue Paris November 2007

Oh my god. Who is the big black tranny beside Caroline Murphy on the latest cover of Vogue Paris? Look at those damn fine legs — no, not Caroline Murphy but Andre’s, one of the stylists who work for Patricia Field!

Andre and Carolyn Murphy – Vogue Paris November 2007
Andre and Carolyn Murphy for Vogue Paris November 2007
Photo by Bruce Weber

Isn’t that cover fucking fabulous? I love it! Oh my god I fucking love it! The hair! The limp wrists! The legs! The outfit! The facial expressions! The bling! Carolyn Murphy! A model! I don’t know about you but if memory serves me right, I have never seen male to female gender bender fender on the cover of Vogue. Have you? Is this hysterical historical or what?

This is why Carine Roitfeld is truly the most chica fashion editor-in-chief in the entire world. She knows how to surprise people. She never fails to deliver the unexpected. She’s spontaneous. She knows how to laugh. She has a sense of humor. She just knows. Period. American magazines with the exception of V, are you reading this? Please take note.

Anyway, who is Andre? Click click click to find out his pictures in real life. YES HE HAS A BEARD!!!!!

Soo chica this person, I love him!

Andre and Carolyn Murphy for Vogue Paris November 2007

Andre and Carolyn Murphy for Vogue Paris November 2007

Andre and Carolyn Murphy for Vogue Paris November 2007

Andre and Carolyn Murphy for Vogue Paris November 2007

So tell me, when am I getting my OWN Vogue cover?