Slut of the Day: David from Portugal

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it once again: no photo chopped "I LOVE BRYANBOY" sign pictures please. Am I *NOT* worth 30 seconds of your time? How hard is it to scribble you love me on a sheet of paper? Even my dog can do it faster than the speed of light. Anyway, I’ll make an exception today because I love logomaniacs and logo-a-gogo whores. They’re like my long-lost, birds of a feather, family members. David from Portugal took the time to email me and flaunt his wealth. HOTNESS! I want a sugar daddy and I want him NOW!

Look at all that MONEY! Money, money, money, money, money, money come to meeeeeeeeee!!!! I love it!

PS. Who is "R.M." as stated on the Goyard?