Ostrich Obsession

I love exotics. I really do. I found someone who specializes in beautiful exotic leathers such as crocodile and ostrich a few weeks ago. I can’t give out the name (for now at least) until I receive the bag. No it’s not Hermès. Do I look like I can afford to buy an ostrich or croc Hermès bag? Not in this lifetime! I know I could sell my mangina and soul to Satan but the devil himself will tell me he doesn’t accept used goods. Anyway, I
want to make sure their product meets my expectations before I tell
the world about it so let’s keep it a secret for now. I want to get a massive nifty tote, custom-made in sumptuous ostrich leather but I can’t decide which colour… there’s so many to chose from! Here’s their colour chart.

Ostrich Leather

Ostrich Leather

My top picks: clemaris, iris blue or mouse. African Violet is also nice. So so so rich!

What would you get?