I'm gonna dress up like America Ferrera next.
I'm gonna dress up like America Ferrera next.
You read that right. I'm gonna dress up like America Ferrera, Ferera, Ferrari whatever the hell her last name is. My little fun, good-natured, video backfired on me because apparently, colouring your face and/or skin black is a taboo IN AMERICA and there's a history to it. IN AMERICA. And then you have people, again, IN AMERICA, assume AND expect that I, born and raised in the third world, should know American history. Do they teach all the kinks of American History in third world schools? Heck, as far as I know, bitches don't even have proper sex education classes let alone teach something socially relevant like blackface. I had to google it up to know what the hell people are talking about. Maybe people should fucking do a better job educating PEOPLE WHO DO NOT LIVE IN AMERICA and PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT AMERICANS, everything they need to know about American history so they won't offend them in any shape or form in the future or worse, accuse them of being racist.
Because you know what? Americans matter more than anyone else. Oooh smell the sweet scent of sarcasm straight from the horse's mouth. Fuck it. Fuck America. Ferrera, I mean. God forbid I get backlash next time from what's her race again? Ah yes. Jessica I-am-not-a-Mexicalatino Alba. I'll stick to blonds because blond folk clearly have more fun. Here's a little vid a few months back. I think I look pretty as a blonde, no?
It's clearly bothering me so I messaged a few black people I know off yahoo and none of them found my video offensive/racist/demeaning etc. It's funny cause this guy asked me why I have no boobs, and this girl complained about my dress and the fur (ugh petards) and one of them said I gained weight!!!
Me: Is my Nadiana video racist?
African-American male: Nooo. dude you're the least racist person I know of. don't let them get to you.
Black female friend from the UK (who also had no clue about 'black face'): I don't find it offensive. I don't like the bit where you wore that dead brown animal of yours. You remind me too much of Naomi.
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Go figure. Ugh. I should know by now that I can't please everyone, right? But yes, let me say once again that it wasn't my intention to offend anyone and if any of you black folk found my video demeaning, please accept my apologies. You have to admit though that I'm the hottest honorary African-Asian bitch in existence (even better than that tranny ass Kimora) and I should be the princess of an African tribe and get a penis statue made out of Masai beads erected in my honor. As for everyone else (unrelated to the vid) who is offended by my sheer existence (that includes the faggots who say I give gay people a bad name) well... SCREWWWW YEW.
I'm honestly an equal opportunity lover. I love everyone, black, white, brown, red heads, periwinkle, mauve or chartreuse, as long as they don't have a 5 inch dick. My ass should be on the next ad campaign for United Colors of Benetton for my services to mankind! I bet you can't do it like me. I may not have all the handbags in the world but I've slept with 2 black guys in the past. If memory serves me right, I gave one of them a head job inside a car and no, he didn't pay me a fraction of some price, $12 or $30. I also didn't catch aunt aida, crabs, herpes, whatever the hell the name is. Ask my friend Nadiana. Nadiana will hook you up boy, hook you up and it's real. At least she said it's real. Eh-kneeeeeee-way, I love you guys, I love that you're reading my website, and I would like to shout out to my homegirl Nikki who connected me.
boo boo.
PS. And what about 'brown face'??? Brownies like me have rights too you know and you don't see me complain whenever Hollywood hos get a bad tan job.
