Hoang Thuy Linh: ENOUGH ALREADY!
Hoang Thuy Linh: ENOUGH ALREADY!
Ugh! PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST FROM EMAILING ME ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH THAT VIETNAMESE TRICK AND HER SEX TAPE. Just because I haven't blogged about it... it doesn't mean I'm not aware of it. Douchebag is probably revelling in all that attention she's getting. Look. I have a sex tape too. In fact, I have a 3-minute vid of me somewhere, getting gangbanged by a bunch of navy cadets but you don't see me go around showing it to anyone. There's a penis in my ass, a penis in my mouth, a penis on my hand, there's penis everywhere and cum is leaking all over the place. The only time I'll "release" it is the day when my usual internet publicity tactics fail me and when my web hits drop to an all-time low -- you know what I mean: desperate times, desperate measures. But y'all know it ain't gonna happen soon so for now, I have that vid in my iPod and my iPod is stored in the bank's lockbox -- away from prying lunatics forever and ever and ever. My sex tape is hardcore. None of those jack-ass cheap production "sex tapes" Asians seem to do these days.
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Have you seen Hoang Thuy Linh's video (NSFW)?
Bitch got a hairy beaver and the fucker nailed her like a jumpy little
rabbit. The sex is soo bad it's not even funny. It was TERRIBLE. Also,
I don't understand why Asians have hairy cunts. I'm not kidding! I'm
not innocent. I lost my innocence when I was 7. I know I prefer
cockerel over vajyajay any day but trust me, I've seen far too many
Asian cunts over the years. ASIAN CUNTS ARE FUCKING HAIRY! I'm sorry
but if I was straight, I'd make sure the whore I'm screwing got a real
Brazilian down there. Asian Ladies of the world,
please, for the life of god, wax your bits: crotch, clit, vulva and
asscrack. Remove any and ALL traces of hair. I don't understand why Asian
women strive hard to look all young and fresh and clean and skin
whitening hoola baloo but when it comes to show her pee pee time,
there's a huge-ass detachable black Gucci fox fur collar waiting!
From my archives:
This is why I hate Asian porn. Think about it. Asian girl has a hairy vajayjay and Asian boy has a 3-inch pecker. I want to see friction and motion. How the hell can you see the cockerel go in and out with all that vajayjay hair? No wonder Asian guys get a bad rep for having small cocks. ALL THAT HAIR IS BLOCKING THE DAMN VIEW!
If I was a girl, my vajayjay would look like this:
Cha-ching cha-ching cha-ching!
My pussy is beautiful, no?
This is what your vajayjay looks like if you don't clean up...
As for Hoang Thuy Linh, wax that vajayjay and move to America. You'll be a star!
