Guess Chanel’s Plus-Size Mascot

Guess the glamazon who’s making headlines in Paris this season. Even Karl Lagerfeld (yes, of all people) thought the girls now are so thin he had to reject three models because they look “deformed”.
It makes perfect sense though. When your clothes pay homage to Americana (where 60% of the population are festively plump and morbidly well-fed) and when you’re targeting the Lindsay Lohan generation, it makes perfect sense to send someone down the runway with a figure that most people can relate to. No, it’s definitely not Velvet D’Amour or Crystal Renn for Gaultier. You know what? Whatever. I love Americans. And I fucking love beef jerky. I think it’s the best invention EVER.

Gemma Ward

The drag queen at Fashion Addict Diary wanted to know whether or not it’s time that we stuff our faces full of creampie. I don’t know about you but I’m still allergic to cream-filled internal combustion… cookies! DO. NOT. WANT.

Anyway… click click click!

It’s no other than top model Gemma Ward!!!

She’s back… with a vengeance and she’s gonna eat you for lunch!

(Just kidding. I love you Gemma. Plus-size models represent!)

Gemma Ward at Chanel

You know, I actually have a soft spot for Gemma. I saw this Australian documentary about her and she seems to be a very down-to-earth kind of girl and she seems nice.

Unlike the Eastern European nasties. JK.

Big girl, you are beautiful!!!

Well… what do you think?